hey mr. sensitive yuppie guy

[datasuspect]

i know you want your child to develop mentally, and i know the world is a thing of wonder and it takes a village and all that good shit, but lookee here, bubba,

SATURDAY AFTERNOON AT THE CROWDED URBAN GROCERY STORE IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUNG MEGAN (WHO CAN BARELY WALK) TO PUSH THE SHOPPING CART IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHOKEPOINT IN THE STORE.

so save the fucking learning odyssey for someplace else, especially when you are standing between me and the goddamn jams and preserves.

move it or lose it, fuckwipe.

[ruiner4u]

1. why do you hate children? and america? and baby seals?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Poor thing. He only has the darling on the week-ends.

You understand. His upwardly mobile bitch of a wife had to dump his sensitve ass and move the hell on with that affair she is having with her boss.

[AlCzervik]

3. That sounds like a Bud commercial "Hey Mr. Sensitive yuppie guy, here's to you"

[trof]

4. KICKIN' ASS and TAKIN' NAMES!

You made me laugh.
Thanks.
:-)

[Critters2]

5. Don't look now, but I think you're channeling Rabrrrrrr nt.

[datasuspect]

6. i think somebody left the gate open at the idiot factory

seriously. what makes a person have no concept of MASSES of other people all around them ALL trying to occupy the same space at one time?

it's a tight fit on a nice day, and there's tons of appropriate venues for that type of activity. but get what you need, keep moving, and try to be mindful that other people exist too.

he took up the whole aisle, "that's right, push, push, push. wow. you did really good!!!"

YAY!!!

now get the fuck out of my way asshole.

[Critters2]

7. The more you describe it, the more I can see how annoying it was.

Yes, there are better places for that sort of thing.

[FloridaJudy]

8. Was she shopping

..or giving birth?