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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:12 PM
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Holy Jesus, I'm Cooking Furby Tonight!
That's right... It's Furby Saturday at the Gilligan Household. Do I fry, stew or roast?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:22 PM
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1. roast of course so you don't get it wet nt
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:51 PM
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2. Braise, it will break down the connective tissue
Your furby will be as tender as buttah!
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 06:54 PM
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3. Try the microwave.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 08:28 PM
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4. Dang, ya beat me to it. I was about to post the same thing. :)
I've always thought Furbies were evil and need to be destroyed. It's no coincidence that in The Matrix they mention the 'at the turn of the century, the whole world rejoiced at the creation of AI...' well, the only thing close to AI that came onto the market that made people happy around then were Furbies.

Furbies will enslave us all.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 11:55 PM
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6. looks like they come out really
TOUGH.


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 08:29 PM
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5. Roast
With Peanut sauce
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 12:03 AM
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7. Use a hammer


....beat it, I mean tenderize the Furby. Then grill it!

Cheers
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 12:09 AM
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8. Oh, nevermind
I thought you were 'manscaping' your nether regions with Nair.



:hide:
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 05:47 AM
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9. A properly dressed furby should look like this...
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