House Rules by My Dog

[EFerrari]

1. It's not food unless I steal it from a cat.

[Cabcere]

1. Ahahaha - too cute!

:rofl: And what a lovely dog. :loveya:

My dog's rule seems to be "if it falls on the floor, it's food" - silly nut will come bounding after anything that drops onto the kitchen floor, regardless of whether or not it's actually edible. :eyes: I guess that's why we love them, though - great entertainment value! :D

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. Fargs has a new rule...

now that we're living on hardwood floors (and I can hear every stirring he makes-- Pyr claws echo quite loudly on these things).

"If mom makes any sort of groaning or sighing noise in bed before 5 in the morning, that means she is ready to take me out!

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Good LORD I'm tired....

[EFerrari]

3. At least you get to make a noise.

These guys wake me up at four in the morning and try to con me into believing it's seven. lol

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. I have an alarm clock!

I have the proof! I will not be duped by furry butts and wet noses in my face, dammit!

[Demoiselle]

9. I love Pyrenees!

We have two. The boy (Bhalu) is a bit flatfooted and shuffles around noisily, like a little old man in carpet slippers.
And, of course they both can take anything off a counter any time they feel like it...but actually, they're
pretty good. Too lazy, I think, to bother stealing food.
Mostly, they do rug impersonations and wait for us to feed them.

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. Old man in carpet slippers.

Love it!

Yep, Fargs is quite good at playing rug. His favorite things in the world are belly rubs, Chicken Buddies, and a good long pee.



:D

[Gonzo Gardener]

4. My little Rascal's Rule...

1. It's not food unless I steal it from a cat box.

:puke:

[havocmom]

5. Is that hound makin a latte?

Good dog!

[Whisp]

7. that's so cute!

but I think he's after the drugs. ;)

[TZ]

8. cute -my cats have slightly different rules though

Everything is cat food whether it be in our cat bowls but especially if its in mommy's hand! Even if we don't normally like it, if mommy is eating it we must have our share!!!:D :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Rules:

These are Cat Rules, enacted my employers Milo and Jeoffry, but they probably would work for dogs, too.

1. If it contains any amount of meat or dairy product, it's food and it's mine.
2. If the above-described food falls on the floor, it's mine.
3. If my paw can snatch it off your fork before you get it to your mouth, it's mine.
4. If food is on the kitchen counter, it's mine.
5. If it's in a bowl on the floor, it's mine, even if some other cat is in the process of eating it.