People, can't we all just get a bong?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

:hippie:

[Tyler Durden]

1. Beat me to it.

GAWD I could use a good toke right about now. the "LIFE SUCKS" index is inching rapidly upward.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Seemed like the natural progression on the copycat chart and,

yes, the index is through the roof in my corner of the world. :smoke:

[Tyler Durden]

3. "AND THE HITS, JUST KEEP ON COMIN'!!!!"

At 54 I'm getting VERY TIRED of life coming at me like #3 on the chart with a bullet.

I'm making a vaporizer just in case we come over with a case of sanity and make it legal.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Yes. Always be prepared.

You must have been a boy scout;)

[Tyler Durden]

5. Made it to "First Class" working on Star when I figured it out.

Uniforms on kids, Marching in parades singing songs, odd BDSM leaning "Initiation Rituals", overly "touchy" scoutmasters,

HELLO?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. hmmm...beware the wide stance.

Can't say as I blame you.

[Tyler Durden]

7. With all the whacked out shit I saw in 60's Scouts....

That there are a whole slew of Corporate and Government execs kinking out in diapers for hookers surprises ME not at all.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. My English teacher, junior year would come in whacked out on

smack. She was dating the biggest dealer in town. It was a very mellow class.

[Fran Kubelik]

8. our resident Jeopardy champ beat you to it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7005210

complete with billyskank photo!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. hmmm ---

No such thing as too many bongs ---

[Bennyboy]

11. Fill em up...and I'll take a dozen!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. Fill 'em up?

You wnat skunk, x-mas tree, maui-wowie, widowmaker....cost is extra you know.