Today looks promising. I got an email promising me a larger penis, and I say:

[Bunny]

bring it on, baby!

:crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

1. A larger one? What if I do not have one in the first place?

:silly:

[ThomCat]

3. Well, then any penis they give you will be bigger,

won't it? :P

[KitchenWitch]

4. There is much truth in that statement!

:rofl:

[ironflange]

11. Yeah, send them a glowing testimonial

"You method resulted in a 1200% increase in size!"

[KitchenWitch]

12. ROFL!

:spray:

[ThomCat]

2. Will there be a cute guy attached

:9

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. thats what i say. no balls though. dont like balls.

:P

[Bunny]

6. Read this. You may change your mind:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=222&topic_id=25707

[Richardo]

17. ...and don't you forget it!

:)

[ThomCat]

7. It's sort of a 'package' deal.

:P
The one doesn't work without the others.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. ever heard of silicone?

[ThomCat]

10. Of sure, if you go for meat substitutes.

What are you, one of those vegetarians or something? :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. as far as i know beef is not the only meat. there is fish, chicken, lamb, goat

etc.

:P

[billyskank]

9. But who will it be attached to?

:D

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. I get at least

3 or 4 of these promises a week in email form.... Here is the latest (I just copied and pasted - don't blame me for the craziness):

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BTW, since I am a woman - I have hardly ever been told anything about my penis.

[edbermac]

15. Watch out! It may belong to the guy from the Kwik Fill store.

Which I read on your blog.

"Hey baby, wanna a quick fill?" You can't make shit like this up. :rofl:

[KG]

16. I bought three of those things!

now, I can't hardly walk, but I'm the talk of PoF!