Why I'd Never Make it In Hollywood

[MrScorpio]

Veteran actor James Woods has dumped his 20-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison, after the stress from the May-December relationship sent him to the emergency room.

The 59-year-old star was distraught after his brother Michael died unexpectedly of a heart attack last month and was shocked by Madison’s insensitivity during his funeral.

Woods’ friend Scott Sandler tells the New York Daily News that Madison showed up for the service dressed inappropriately “in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking”.

He explains, “At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself.”

“Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light.”

Is she brain dead the guys at a funeral and your going to show off your stuff talk about being dumb and stupid!

http://www.wiregirl.com/2006/08/17/ashley-madison-gets-dumped-and-some-publicity/


I guess I have have entirely too much self respect for this bunch.

[KamaAina]

1. Not to mention too much talent

I guess I have have entirely too much self respect for this bunch.

Indeed. :eyes:

[Taverner]

2. She's an actress. I've dated actresses.

They spend all day obsessing about themselves - which is ironic, because they actually have no self. They only have what they play in roles. So they are empty people, worrying about their vacuum.

Glad I never dated another.

[Westegg]

3. The worst people in Hollywood aren't actors...

...or actors' girlfriends/boyfriends. The worst people in Hollywood are the ones who tells the actors what to do.