Jacob (92) and Rebecca (89) excited about their upcoming nuptuals

[MissMillie]

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. Along the way they come upon a drug store and Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob then turns to his intended, "Honey, I think we should use this store for your Bridal registry."

[Beer Snob-50]

1. LOL

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

2. Sounds like an Ole and Lena joke in my family

:P