The Top 5 Republican Gay Sex Scandals

[Taverner]

This is too funny...

Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.

It’s gone past ridiculous and straight to the absurd. At this point, it appears your average public restroom has more gay Republicans in it than clean handtowels. The “holier-than-thou” party has spent an awful lot of time on their knees this past year, but they haven’t been doing a lot of praying.

I have no theories why this is the case, other than I think that being gay is the way God made some people and being conservative is a choice, and almost every Republican I’ve met thinks the opposite.

But why question it? The larger point is that if you enjoy seeing politicians destroyed by their own hypocrisy, it’s been a very, very good year. So I give you the top five republican gay sex scandals of the past 12 months.

http://www.badmouth.net/top-five-republican-gay-sex-scandals/

[KamaAina]

1. Now all we need is four more repuke fetish scandals

so we can build a similar list around Diaper Dave Vitter.