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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:21 PM
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I'm sorry... I don't mean to be a squeaky wheel, but would someone please massage my gums?
They are really sore! Even after an Aleve.

:cry:

~Writer~
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:23 PM
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1. Uhm....Ewww? No!...
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 05:29 PM by ruiner4u
:)



Just dip your finger in Bourbon and massage your gums a little...
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:24 PM
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2. I actually may try that... one sec...
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:29 PM
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6. Okay. I'm back. With a nice glass of single malt scotch...
that I haven't drunk since the "scotch incident" of 2002.

Anywho, I do find that it is soothing. Thanks!
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:33 PM
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10. Anytime...
Its also much more effective then Benadryl for screaming tots on planes...

:hide:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:35 PM
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13. Is that why they serve liquor in those cute little bottles?
Because they're kiddie sized?

I learn something new every day!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:26 PM
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3. I'll oblige in any way I can.
:pals:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:30 PM
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7. Awww. Thanks. You're a sweetie!
:loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:28 PM
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4. Awwww
I'm sorry. :hug:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:31 PM
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8. Thank you.
:hug:

But the scotch is helping. :)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:29 PM
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5. And 'massage my gums' is code for... what?
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:32 PM
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9. You pig! It's no time to think naughty thoughts!
Shame, shame...

:rofl:

Besides, the teeth often get in the way...

:hide:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:34 PM
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12. Dude, turn that frown upside down!
...and then sideways.



:evilgrin:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:36 PM
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14. You two have been reading Ohiosmith's thread, haven't ya?
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 05:37 PM by Writer
Huh? HUH???


(Read: Penis on the brain.)

On edit: Did you know that my scotch is so old that I had to filter what was remaining through a tea strainer to get rid of the cork bits? Are you crying NOW, chumps?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:33 PM
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11. It's code for...
a big German overbite trapped in a tight Sicilian jaw. All tongue, no teeth, know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, saynomore?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:36 PM
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15. German? Sicilian?
Don't mention the war. You might get a horse's head in bed with you.

:scared:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:38 PM
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16. And my maiden name is French.
So when one side of me goes to war, the other surrenders. It's all rather confusing.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 05:56 PM
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17. Storm the Bastille!
Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!
Right in Der Führer's face!
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