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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 10:58 AM
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Some freak smashed my windshield!
I'm driving along, delivering food to orphans and shut ins, when this crazy lady in a white minivan comes careening around a corner. She's going soooo fast, her friggin BLINKER (turn signal) goes flying off said minivan and smashes my windshield! She didn't stop, and I didn't get her plate number, either. Damnit!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7022390#7022411

*snicker*
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 10:59 AM
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1. Sorry. I was distracted by the blow up doll in your passenger seat.
Why does it look like Nancy Kerrigan?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:07 AM
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3. Jesus, that was Alyssa Milano.
Everyone looks like a Nancy Kerrigan blow up doll when you're doing 80 around corners.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:10 AM
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5. I just assumed with all the "Free Tonya" stickers on your bumper
you had some kind of "thing" going on.

You know Tonya Harding's not in jail anymore, right?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:15 AM
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6. That's for Tonya Smith, jailed peace activist.
Tonya Harding? Please, she can't even kneecap someone properly.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 10:59 AM
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2. at least it wasnt a Rolls Fking Royce
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:10 AM
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4. beat me to it!
:D
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