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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 01:21 PM
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Note to self. . .
After slicing jalapeno peppers, wash hands before using urinal.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 01:26 PM
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1. And then wash hands again afterwards.
Thank you.
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Colorado Progressive Donating Member (980 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 02:58 PM
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2. LOL! A few years ago my grandma's WWII vet boyfriend made some salsa.
I tried it, told him it was great, etc. He says to me "Just dont touch yer twat before you wash your hands!"

OMG I almost died!
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 03:58 PM
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3. Or before removing/putting in contact lenses....
Ouch!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 04:29 PM
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4. Jalapeño is Spanish for 'Wash me before you touch your peeñie"
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