Sorry kiddies, you'll get crappy candy this Halloween

[catmandu57]

Cheap suckie kiddie mix. Jawbreakers, bubblegum, sweetarts, suckers, My wife is doing the candy this year she can clean the eggs off our house too.

[MrCoffee]

1. i'm handing out Chick Tracts

see if they ever knock on my door again.

[ohiosmith]

2. then it's tricks for you

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Hey! What's wrong with Sweetarts and Jawbreakers?

Not every kid wants a big pile of chocolate ya know.

[redqueen]

4. Aww they won't egg your house for that.

Lots of kids like sweet tarts and bubble gum and that kinda stuff.

Now if she bought a bunch o' cheapie toothbrushes... that might be an issue.

[catmandu57]

5. That's an idea

sample packets of dental floss.

[commander bunnypants]

6. uh oh

CB

[catmandu57]

7. I like to get a pack of full sized

candy bars and hand one out to a random trick or treater, between gw and the wife that's not possible.