so the Goregasm in GD shows no signs of letting up

[MrCoffee]

i'm not going anywhere near GD-P

someone post that damn brazillian joke.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Okay

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "When am I gonna win a fucking Nobel prize?"

[MrCoffee]

2. word.

:thumbsup:

[Tyler Durden]

3. Oh, just be CHARITABLE, will you?

Hasn't been a real bell-ringer of a month, and for some of us, considerably less than that.

Any excuse for good news sometimes.

[MrCoffee]

4. hey, IF he announces, i'll be his biggest fan...

until then, congratulations on the Nobel, and i'll keep working for my candidate.

[Tyler Durden]

9. That works.

I think after the years under BUSH, some of us need an excuse to hope a little. Don't find much of it in this crop; other than Kucinich and maybe Edwards.

[flvegan]

5. I heard Gore is celebrating with the Shrimp Primavera at Olive Garden

[MrCoffee]

8. can you get that on the never-ending pasta bowl?

i ask you because i know you fancy the OG

[Omphaloskepsis]

6. I intend on sticking with "Plan A."

The plan is getting drunk in the morning.

[MrCoffee]

7. i believe you're referring to "breakfast"

excellent.

[Tyler Durden]

10. I'd expect that behavior from someone who stares at their own NAVEL.

Stare at someone's nice ass for a change. LIVE a little.