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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:18 AM
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I enjoyed brown rice sushi in my Rolls Fucking Royce today while illegally downloading
MP3s of Laura Branigan. We were driving to the Olive Garden where I was going to breastfeed my screaming and smoking children. On the DVD in the car were reruns of "Fat Actress". Oh, and my chauffeur is circumcised.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:26 AM
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1. Pitbulls get the leftovers or I'm gonna taze you, bro
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:29 AM
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3. Of course...Do you want cornflake breaded chicken?
:P
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:28 AM
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2. You should have posted on the DU on your laptop
:D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:29 AM
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4. OOOPS!
:blush:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:32 AM
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5. Were you
applying mascara and lipstick while driving too? 'Cause that just gets me foaming at the mouth angry.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 11:33 AM
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6. No, but my chauffeur was
He was also texting while he was driving and almost got us killed.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:35 PM
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7. Did you hit any mini-vans and
break their blinkers????


:shrug: :shrug:


lost

Don't forget to drink a Budweiser with that
chicken
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:36 PM
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8. Oh yeah.....
how do you know your chauffeur is circumcised???
HUH???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 02:56 PM
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9. I circumcised him myself.
:evilgrin:
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