Nicholson to paparazzi: "When you eat that f***ing light, that's when I'll tell you how dinner was"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Video clip @ TMZ @ the URL below.

Jack Can't Handle the Lights

Posted Oct 15th 2007 5:30PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Video



http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/15/jack-cant-handle-the-lights/

Now we know why Jack Nicholson is always wearing those dark glasses -- indoors, outdoors, wherever -- he can't stand the light!

Jack had dinner at Da Silvano over the weekend, and on his way in, he expressed some annoyance at the brightness of the paparazzi snapstorm. After his repast -- and a mid-game cigarette -- he went outside, and when asked how his dinner was, Jack growled as only he can, "When you eat that f***ing light, that's when I'll tell you how dinner was."

Easy, rider!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Good for him! Paparazzi are lower life forms than telemarketers.

[liberaldemocrat7]

4. Please don't criticize telemarketers. Paparazzi appear lower than GOP candidates.

Telemarketers appear just slighly above GOP candidates.

[MrScorpio]

2. It should be blazingly apparent that he has light sensitivity issues

And still the fuckers fuck with him.

Yet another reason why I'd never make it in Hollywood.

[DarkTirade]

3. Man, it' s a good thing I'm not famous.

I'm not a violent person... but the whole paparazzi thing crosses the line to a personal attack half the time, and that's one of the few things that could make me actually raise a hand to someone.

Or in this case, to shove a flashbulb up a random orifice.