Do you ever say things backwards?

[skygazer]

The other day I was bantering with a friend at work and I said, "You show me mine and I'll show you yours."

We were cracking up for the rest of the day. :P

[WannaBeGrumpy]

1. The reason why my mom is MrsGrumpy...

..is because she meant Mrs. lastname is always grumpy...but it came out Mrs. Grumpy is a Harpy. Hence, MrsGrumpy :hi:

[skygazer]

3. That's funny

And I always wondered because she never seemed too awful grumpy. :hi:

[unpossibles]

2. when I used to be a bread baker

I told a couple of people at a party that I was a bed breaker.

[skygazer]

4. Is there a lot of dough to be made in bread baking?

:P

Funny bread story - my best friend's dad had an arrangement with some local bread and pastry companies to get their outdated product to feed to his pigs. Often, there would be stuff that wasn't expired but would be before they next serviced their route so he'd get that, too.

So he'd give the fresh stuff to a group of us neighbors. One day he walked up to my door, a nice, mild-mannered farmer of about 78, and asked me, "Do you want to get bred?"

Poor guy - I never saw anyone turn so many shades of purple. :rofl:

[unpossibles]

7. the dough's not great

but I kneaded it anyway.

[Hugin]

5. Reminds me of a story...

Someone told me about the time their spouse was sitting on a bus and the seat next to them was open...

An attractive person walked up and asked if the seat was available.

The spouse replied, "Free feel!". :rofl:

[Parche]

6. backwards things say never I

:hi:

[skygazer]

10. This is turning into The Yoda Thread

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

8. time the all.

a curse it is.

[anarch]

9. .oN

[EstimatedProphet]

11. ?I dluohs yhW .reveN

[MorningGlow]

12. I don't think so

Redrum. Why do you ask? Redrum.

[lost-in-nj]

13. When we were young

all my mom had to do was call the Dr., explain our symptoms and he would call in a perscription...

she would say Barbara lastname , Dr. Levin....

but one time she said Dr. lastname, Barbara Levin!!!!

well we thought it was funny!!!!



lost

[Parche]

14. when we were young dictators

Was that during the Revolutionary or the Civil war?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I WON
:hi:

found WON

[lost-in-nj]

18. pffffttt

Sorry
I forgot you were on the Gray side in the war....
Gen. Lee.....
some of us aren't as old as you
so i forget to explain.

My mom used a telephone,
not messengers on horseback!!!!!!!!!


lost

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. Reven

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[BrotherBuzz]

16. Reverend Spooner and I shared the same affliction

His Spoonerisms were pure genius, but I let go with a good one on occasion.

[bigwillq]

17. HA!

:rofl: