Ain't this some shit?

[man4allcats]

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A Scranton, PA woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said.

Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.

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Herb doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night.

Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. That is shitty.

But I have to wonder if her neighbor called the police over a noise ordinance, then she did something stupid when the cops showed up.

[redqueen]

2. His life must be pretty good...

if that's somethin he considers worthy of callin the police over.

[ohiosmith]

3. What a lotta crap.

[lildreamer316]

4. ....over a lotta crap.

Hee.