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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 06:30 PM
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If you were in a beauty contest... I mean, "scholarship competition"... what would your talent be?
Yes, I saw "Miss Congeniality" over the weekend. Best movie ever! So say you suddenly had to compete in a college scholarship competition, complete with the usual college-required swimsuit, evening wear, and talent show abilities. What would you do?

Since I can't sing, I may be forced to do something lame like poetry recitation. My only other talent is how I can pop my shoulder in and out of socket. I've been told that's quite impressive. Painful, mind you, but then again there's a college scholarship on the line and I think the evening's emcee is Bill Shatner.

What would you do?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 06:38 PM
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1. Suddenly I feel very inadequate.
I can move my baby toes independently from all my other toes. I, uh... uh... ehhh...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 06:39 PM
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2. I could bounce bigger and higher than some superballs!


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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 06:41 PM
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3. Drink 12Heinekens in one hour
:hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 07:07 PM
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4. I burp like a 12 y/o boy ---
:shrug:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 08:02 PM
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5. baton twirling
I would baton twirl to Hawaii 5-0, just like I did in jr hi...still know the routine LOL
Carly
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