To ALL of the DUers who've slept with me:

[In_The_Wind]

Poll question: To ALL of the DUers who've slept with me:

or in the bed next to me, the room next to me or the town next to me ~ Do I snore?

[Kali]

1. I scared the crap out of a guy once.

Was on a sort of "wilderness" retreat for a bunch of city slickers and knowing that I snore pretty badly, I intentionally set up my sleeping bag pretty far away from the fire and everybody else.

Well this poor guy who apparently had never even been camping got up and wandered off to pee or something and heard what he was sure was a bear rummaging around in the brush and went running back to the camp all scared.

I use a cpap now and don't snore anymore. (and I sleep a HELL of a lot better)

[In_The_Wind]

8. hehehe

That's a great story! :wow: I bet he was embarrassed.

Is cpap a prescription drug?

:hi:

[achtung_circus]

51. a Positive Air Pressure machine. nt

[LostinVA]

2. Haruka says you don't snore

[In_The_Wind]

3. *whew*

I must be real comfortable here in Tennessee. :blush:

[madrchsod]

4. so that`s what i`m hearing

wow, the sound really travels

[In_The_Wind]

6. My Dad used to rattle the windows with his snores.

Sorry :hi: I'll try to keep it down tonight!

[madrchsod]

9. no problem,there`s thunderstorms out here

[ThomCat]

5. I don't hear anything.

So if you do, it doesn't carry this far. :)

Margaritas sound like a good idea, though. I like that option.

[In_The_Wind]

7. I'm sorry I missed your big shindig a few weekends ago.

Lizziegrace said she had a wonderful time! :bounce:

I wasn't up to travelin' or eatin' anything more than ice cream.

:loveya:

[ThomCat]

15. There will be others.

:hug:

I was worried about you.

[In_The_Wind]

27. I'll be there if I'm in NY.

I'm sorry I worried you!
I was terrified about everything involved with the operation for 8 implants. I didn't want to talk to anyone. :scared: I didn't want to hear the horror stories about failures. ;( I think I'm going to need an implant on the lower jaw because one of my teeth that the dentist is using for an anchor is too sensitive to pressure, heat and cold.

I wouldn't have been good company a few weeks ago.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. funniest poll ever.

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

12. ~

:evilgrin:

[AirmensMom]

11. Holy cow!

I want my money back on the sound insulation we got between the bedrooms! :banghead:



:rofl: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

13. Sheesh! Are you two able to get any sleep at all?

:blush:

[AirmensMom]

14. Between you and the wind ...

are you kidding? :yoiks:

[In_The_Wind]

20. The wind was missin' last night.

Is coffee ready yet?

[AirmensMom]

23. Not yet ...

we overslept. :blush:

[In_The_Wind]

24. So?

I guess I was a bit quieter last night. :)


BTW <~ it's great! Thanks!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Damn, I can hear you from Brazil! -nt

[In_The_Wind]

19. Really that bad 'eh?

Sorry about that.

:hi:

[ohiosmith]

17. Like a bulldozer driving through a nitroglycerin factory.

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

18. Thanks a whole bunch.

:hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

21. I'm amazed that only six people claim to have slept with you...

nt

[In_The_Wind]

25. A few of my DU sleeping partners ...

are no longer posting on DU for one reason or another. :cry:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. You can get banned for that?!

Geez, the Mods are getting really strict!!

[In_The_Wind]

29. I doubt it.

I swear it was all innocent, nothing happened that you couldn't tell your mom about.
Sorry to disappoint you but don't really sleep around at all. Although ~ one of my former friends seems to think differently.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. I don't know...

My mom is really conservative and has a bum ticker. Remember the lyrics to Paul Simon's "Kodachrome?"

"When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school"

She about had a hemorrhage right there on the spot. So if Paul Simon is objectionable, you can pretty much imagine to what her standards are!

...and now that I know you're not a skank, your posts are MUCH less titillating!

[In_The_Wind]

52. I can't please everyone all of the time.

I just gotta be me.



BTW Sorry about your Mom's bum ticker.

[BarenakedLady]

22. I didn't hear a thing

Though there was one floor between us.

:D

:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

26. Maybe

that's because the bed was perfect for my body, or the yummy supper you prepared opened my nasal passages.

:loveya:

[Parche]

30. Nobody Nose If You Snore

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

34. Sometimes I do & sometimes I don't.

go figure :shrug:

:hi:

[guitar man]

32. Gotcha loud and clear in Tulsa

comin' in five by five :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

35. Did I leave my CB turned on again?

Hope I didn't keep you awake. :hi:

[guitar man]

37. nope

I don't have a CB, I can just hear ya down here... :hide:

[In_The_Wind]

40. Oh my. That is bad.

I'm keepin' the whole east coast awake.

[guitar man]

41. and all of us

"Red staters" too. :D

[In_The_Wind]

43. darn

I'm no good at guessin' games.

I'll try to keep it down tonight so you can get some rest wherever you are. O8)

[guitar man]

45. Tulsa

Oklahoma :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

46. I am rather loud ...

if you can hear me all of the way over there! :wow: :blush:

[guitar man]

49. that's ok

I can only hear you when my wife isn't snoring. I bet she wakes you up all the way in NY! :wow:

[In_The_Wind]

50. well, something does

around 3AM :banghead:

[Crabby Appleton]

33. Either you were snoring - or someone was throwing

galvanized garbage can lids in a woodchipper.

[In_The_Wind]

36. Darn it!

I guess I'll have to find a cave to sleep in.

[Inchworm]

38. Is there somewhere I need to sign up?

I don't really sleep much, so I'd be a perfect choice to check for ya :)

:hide:

[In_The_Wind]

39. Maybe we should think about that.

I seem to be passin' through your state a few times a year.


:hi:

[Inchworm]

42. Well, hmm

I experiment more than cook. The dogs kind of run the show around here. Town.. what town? Well, you can buy beer about 10 miles down the road. Liquor is 45 miles for the legal stuff.

Not much of a salesman huh? :D

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

44. I've gotten used to carrying almost everything I need with me.

x( I didn't bring my coffee, grinder or coffeepot with me on this trip. I'm currently going through D & D withdrawal.

I know of several dry counties in the South. However, you may be in luck. On my last trip home I said "I'll make the supreme sacrifice. Since we are over stocked on everything, I'll bring booze with me instead of buying more as I travel". No matter how I try I can't make the inside of my house stretch. I've got an entire apartment of new stuff in south Florida to pack and move north. Somethings gotta give.

[Inchworm]

47. There is always pappy's corn squeezing

hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUNhzkNzEO8

I heard him moaning as he hit the ground...

:D

[In_The_Wind]

48. I haven't tried any of that since I was a teenager.

It taste pretty darned good (after I could catch my breath again) while I was sittin' on the bow of my daddy's houseboat.

[Jamastiene]

53. Honey, I know you probably don't swing my way, but

if you give me half the chance to find out, I'll swear up and down you never snore and even that you don't have morning breath...and do whatever you want to do and say whatever you want me to say. I know how to be cooperative with women. My mother trained me well. :D

[In_The_Wind]

54. That is the most sincere offer I've gotten from a woman.

I've never tried swinging your way but I'm flattered that you care.


:hi:

[LynneSin]

55. I know I snore

so I probably couldn't hear you over what I do.