To ALL the DUers who have wanted to sleep with me:

[KitchenWitch]

Neener neener neeee ner!

:P

[SeattleGirl]

1. .........

:spank:


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

3. I know, I am a Naughty Girl!

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Sorry darling!

I like men!

:P


:rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Really!

I woulda never known!

:rofl:

:silly:

[SPKrazy]

5. the line forms at the mississippi

rack em' pack em', and stack em'

(something like that was said by Fred Thompson in my favorite role he played as the chief air traffic controller in Die Hard 2)


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. *chuckle*

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

6. so I've been thinking of making the switch

If I could find a hot,intellectual dallas area lesbian,i am seriously considering

[KitchenWitch]

8. I am sure your woman is out there!

:hi:

[w8liftinglady]

13. so I wish you were in tx

[In_The_Wind]

9. LOL!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

11. I was hoping you would not be offended by my silliness!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

16. I love to laugh! Thanks KW ~

[bigwillq]

10. What a tease.

:mad:

[KitchenWitch]

12. LOL

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

14. King Saint Olaf appeared in a dream and told me not to ever sleep with you

When I asked why he said he's trying to ruin your game :P

[KitchenWitch]

15. ROFL!

Good one!

[Richard Steele]

17. Ohhh...sad now.

:evilfrown:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Sowwy!

:pals:

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Can't post spanky icons in the message subject.

So you gotta read the text to get what's coming to you:

:spank: :spank: :spank:

;)

[KitchenWitch]

20. Hurts so gooooooooooood!

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Sweeping is highly overrated

But I guess if you have to sweep, it's bettwr to sweep with a friend like you. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

22. I have a helluva broom!

:7

[DarkTirade]

23. Well I didn't before...

but now that you're teasing people about it suddenly I want to... :P

[KitchenWitch]

24. LOL

The best fruit is the forbidden fruit!

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

34. Forbidden fruit...

is that like when a girl has a crush on a gay man? :)

[texas1928]

25. WHY?!?! I bet you snore and steal the covers...

Watch she will deny it too.

:hide:







:P

[KitchenWitch]

29. I DO snore AND steal the covers!

AND I must have a fan blowing on my face at all times.

[texas1928]

33. See I can live with the fan...

My wife freezes and I burn up at night. I used to have a fan but she got to cold. So I had to turn it off.

[Generic Brad]

26. Are you mocking people who want to be unconsciousness next to you?

[KitchenWitch]

30. No...

:hi:

[Parche]

27. I Am Available

Neener that!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

31. ...

:thumbsup:

[KamaAina]

28. Bah! Me sleep with a Twinkies fan?

Pshaw! :P

[KitchenWitch]

32. LOL!

:7

[Jamastiene]

35. ...

:cry:

[KitchenWitch]

36. Sorry, it was a copycat of Joani's thread!

I am :crazy:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Heeheehee

:thumbsup: