Anyone have experience with Al-Qaeda?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Just kidding, Agent Mike! It's a copycat! I swear it's a copyc *THUMP*

Agent Mike here. Commie Pinko Dirtbag is being held for questioning. Move over, nothing to see here.

[KamaAina]

1. Why yes! In fact, Osama is hiding in my bathroom closet as we speak.

Oh crap! Delete! Delete, dammit!! I swear I didn't mean to post that! I swear... Ow! Owwww! Owwwwwwww! Oh nooooooo!

[texas1928]

2. Oh great...

You just probably set off SO many alarms at the NSA, FBI, CIA, and any others in the alphabet soup.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. How it works.

Step 1: Admitted that we were powerless over America- that our lives had become unmanageable.

Step 2: Came to believe that bombing America could restore us to sanity.

Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the power of explosives as we understood them.

Step 4: Made a searching and fearless inventory of ways to bomb America.

Step 5: Admitted to God, ourselves and another person the exact nature of our bombings.

Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all the defective characters in America.

Step 7: Humbly asked Him to remove America.

Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had bombed and became willing to bomb them again.

Step 9: Made direct attacks on such people wherever possible, even when to do so would injure ourselves or others.

Step 10: Continued to take bombing inventory and when we failed, promptly admitted it.

Step 11: Sought through prayer and medidation to improve our bombing accuracy as we understood it, praying only for His assistance in bombing America and for the power to carry that out.

Step 12: Having had a materiel awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Arabs, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Quoted from the Big Boom Book of Al-Queda, third edition.

[CGowen]

4. Nearly every day,"Ana raicha Al Qaeda"="I'm heading back to base", COLLOQ:"I'm going to the toilet"

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