On the road for forty days,

[datasuspect]

Last night in little rock put me in a haze.
Sweet, sweet connie -- doin her act,
She had the whole show and thats a natural fact.
Up all night with freddy king,
I got to tell you pokers his thing.
A-booze n ladies keep me right,
As long as we can make it to the show tonight.

Chorus
We're an american band.
We're an american band.
We're coming to your town, well help you party it down.
We're an american band.

Four young chaquitas in omaha,
Was waitin for the band to return from the show.
Feelin good, feelin right, it's saturday night,
The hotel detective -- he was out-a-sight.
Now, these fine ladies, they had a plan,
They was out to meet the boys in the band.
They said, come on, dudes, lets get it on,
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down.

Chorus

Chorus

Chorus

Chorus

We're an american band, ooo-ooo.
We're an american band, ooo-ooo.
We're an american band, ooo-ooo.

[DS1]

1. chord chord chord

We're an American Band!
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We're an American Band!
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Aaah ooo ooo
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[datasuspect]

2. i think i saw them at the casino in vinton, la

with 38 special as a double bill

[DS1]

4. 38 special

one of the few rounds that makes a half-decent band name

.45 ACP is crap, 9mm is taken, .454 weatherby is just compensating for lack of true rock

:headbang:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'Sweet, sweet Connie'

It's 10:30 A.M. on a Friday in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Connie Hamzy is sitting at the bar of the Sticky Fingerz Rock'N'Roll Chicken Shack, telling a story to a small audience of busboys and cocktail waitresses. "So I'm out on the tour bus, smokin' dope and blowing roadies," she says in a lazy Southern accent. "And who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond." A man pulls out a stool next to her. He is wearing a hat shaped like the snout of a hog. "Neil looks me up and down and nods his approval," Hamzy continues. "Then he gets high with us, and disappears backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in his dressing room. So I knock on the door, and there's Neil waiting for me in a blue robe. And I didn't just suck him - there was fucking, too."

http://www.spin.com/features/magazine/2005/01/oldest_living_confederate_groupie_tells_all/