OK. This Must Be Dealth With.

[Hosnon]

(Sorry for ending on a preposition)

I am married and have a bachelor party this weekend.

WHY, does it seem to me, that all women (don't you just love generalizations - well, specifically, my wife) think that men hire a hooker and all have sex with her?

[Heidi]

1. If your having hypothetical sex with a hypothetical prostitute at a hypothetically fun event

is the worst thing that happens in your wife's life, she can start counting her (hypothetical) blessings. :hi:

[Hosnon]

3. Thank you. Her email and cell number are:

Thank you!

[Heidi]

6. A fear-driven imagination can be a horrible thing,

particularly for those on the receiving end of it.

[Hosnon]

9. No shit...been there. I hate to even think about it.

Luckily, we trust each other (or, at least, I trust her and strongly believe it is with reason).

I like the name Heidi...what's up?

[Heidi]

13. Ha!

My name isn't really Heidi; it's just a reference to where I live. My real name is even more dorky. :P

You and your wife look very young; sometimes it takes a few years of actually _experiencing_ that our fears often have nothing to do with reality. Ya'll will be okay. :pals:

[some guy]

2. Because

that's what happens at good Bachelor parties?

The Best Bachelor parties hire more than one hooker.







:evilgrin:

[Hosnon]

4. But even if there are "boobies" and the like...

Ah fuck it...I like boobies and I like the evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

[some guy]

5. That's the spirit!

:headbang:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. Because

Your wife has no idea what you or your friends are really like?????

If my husband went to a friends bachelor party (I doubt if he has one planned) I would be happy that he was out of the house for a night and having some fun for once.

I have also lived a long life and have had a lot of experiences... I am not all freaked out by hookers (if they happen to pop out of a cake) In fact... I have the opinion that selling sex should be legalized and thus making it safe. My husband is not my property. He can do whatever the hell he wants. To try and bend a river in its path is impossible....

I think your wife needs to go to a day spa, have her nails done and a massage and STFU.

But then... that's me.

[Hosnon]

8. Hehe...that made my day (or night...whatever), (nt)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. Really.

Tell her that she has nothing to worry about. Tell her to spend a couple hundred bucks at a spa and go out to lunch with a friend and you will be going to your party.

Man...

I
can
not
believe
anyone
would care
if you go to a
Bachelor Party.

[Hosnon]

12. No kidding. The bachelor doesn't even want a stripper.

We are not as "primitive" as is thought. We just want to get ungodly drunk:)

[Perseid]

11. Dealth Hurts

or so I've been informed.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. Ha!

I was not going to comment on that typo.

edit to fix yet another dumb assed typo

[Skittles]

14. because a lot of them do?

just guessing

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. My ex's bachelor party

took place at a female impersonator club! I was pissed I didn't go!
:-)

[DarkTirade]

17. Only bachelor party I've ever been to

was just a guys hanging out and being guys thing. Had a big bonfire, some porn in the DVD player, a bunch of red meat on the grill. Before people got drunk we did some sparring with bokken. I was a bit surprised that I was able to beat one of my friends so easily, his dad is an ex-cop and a black belt in 3 different martial arts and taught him a bunch of tricks, but then again he'd started drinking well before I had. :)
The only boobs there (besides us being idiots) were on the TV screen.

[lildreamer316]

18. Being kinda on the other end of this..

The batchlor parties I have done have never included sex.
But, I make that known up front.
These women need to chill out. I don't want your man, or any part of his anatomy. I just want to make him smile for a few minuites. See quote in sig.

[Orsino]

19. Because if we told them what we REALLY get up to...

...they'd never speak to us again.

Seriously, though, the bachelor party is one of those all-male rites kept deliberately secret from women. We leave actual happenings to their imagination, so they are free to assume the worst--just as we imagine day spas and eunuchs with fans in the ladies' restroom.

[DarkTirade]

21. Now hang on a minute there...

are you implying that there AREN'T day spas and eunichs with fans in the ladies' restroom?

[crim son]

20. That's not what we think. We think - uh, we KNOW you will

be fantasizing about having sex with her, and it feels like betrayal. I hate the tradition myself. Of course, Dr. Laura would claim I'm one of the culprits in the de-masculinization of our society. So be it.