Major earworm. This is the censored version, because I'm too lazy to sign-up...

[Writer]

to get the uncensored version.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[Writer]

1. Kick!

For detachable body parts.

[FloridaJudy]

2. "I can leave it at home, when I think it's going to get me in trouble"

:spray: :rofl:

I wish I could do that with my mouth, sometimes.

[Nailzberg]

3. I once used Detachable Penis as a monologue piece

It was my non-traditional monologue when I auditioned for my BFA acting program. And, yes, I got in using it.