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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:16 PM
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For the good of humanity, I plege to buy shorter skirts.
Have you ever considered the "waste" of textile material involved in adding an extra couple of inches to your hemline? Of course not, because you are a jerk. Every day, eight hundred million MILES of fabric is greedily expended in the business of creating "conservative length" skirts. This fabric could be used to clothe millions of people, reupholster DOZENS of bean bag chairs, or create a fabulous artificial weave for Donald Trump, the likes of which have yet to be fashioned. Stop being a jerk. Support miniskirts.

:P
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:17 PM
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1. I'm down. nt.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:21 PM
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2. Good. For you, I will suggest this:
It will play up your tiny hips.

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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:23 PM
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5. Shorter. I can pull it off. nt.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:23 PM
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6. In that case, we're going denim!
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:25 PM
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7. I'm on it. nt.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 05:48 PM
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14. Niiiice
I could look pretty good in that.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:21 PM
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3. You convinced me.
:headbang:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:22 PM
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4. That is because I am the master persuader.
Or because you're a guy.

:rofl:
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:27 PM
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8. Let's just say I'm imminently convinceable when it comes to short skirts.
I'm genetically predisposed. I cannot bring myself to use the new verbage of "hard wired" because that seems vulgar.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:28 PM
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9. I just can't find myself supporting mini-skirts
on matcom.


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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:32 PM
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11. I have to agree wholeheartedly on that!
:7
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 04:30 PM
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10. I totally agree with you!
:evilgrin: :thumbsup:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 05:38 PM
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12. I'm in complete agreement
shorter the better.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 05:47 PM
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13. Just, you know...
invest in underwear. You don't want to end up like Britney Spears. :scared:

;)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-19-07 05:49 PM
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15. Today I support the cause
I am wearing a short skirt, a little brown denim J.Crew midthigh number.
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