oh man, "Transformers" is god fucking awful.

[WindRavenX]

My beloved fiance is watching it right now...and holy shit, it's so horrible--and I'm pretty toasty right now.

It's *that* bad.

Gah.

[Mojambo]

1. It's Michael Bay... What the hell did you expect?

My 6 year old nephew loved it.

[WindRavenX]

3. i knew it was bad, but this bad? Oy!

NT

[Shine]

2. I was actually pleasantly surprised when we saw it in the theatre

I was expecting MUCH MUCH worse and I have to say, it wasn't that terrible, in my humble opinion. I was fully coerced to see it by the family. Plus, the kids loved it. :D

:hi:

[krispos42]

4. Set "Suspension of Belief" to maximum

At least the characters were interesting. Bernie Mac was funny!

[Chimpy McCokespoon]

5. Despite the overt propaganda, I thought it OK

One thing that sucked was that they bastardized the Soundwave character. Soundwave was fucking cool as shit.

[DarkTirade]

6. It has giant robots and explosions

that's enough for most people. Why rock the boat? :)

[Chovexani]

10. It was enough for me

Then again, I saw it at the dollar theater with a bunch of nerds at 1 am.

I just wish someone other than Michael Bay would have directed it, so you could actually SEE the robots making things go 'splodey.

[DarkTirade]

12. It was by no means a 'good' movie... but it could still be a 'fun' movie if you went along with it.

:)

[Chovexani]

13. I would have been mad if I'd paid full price

But it was cheap fun for a dollar. ;)

[Archae]

7. Get the 1986 animated movie.

Exponentially better than Bay's piece of shit.

[DarkTirade]

11. I can't watch that one with anybody else in the room...

I don't want people to see me get all misty-eyed at the end. :P

[last_texas_dem]

8. I almost saw it back when it was in the theaters

A couple of my friends were really into "Transformers" in their childhood and convinced me to go with them. I ended up splitting up from them and seeing "License to Wed" instead, despite getting picked on a lot about it. I just had more interest in a cheesy movie with Mandy Moore in it than a cheesy movie with robots in it, though I'm pretty sure neither are actually worth devoting two hours of your life to!

[Chovexani]

9. Is Mandy Moore a giant robot that blows things up?

No?

She loses, then. ;)

[Deja Q]

14. I wonder what those things have to say about her...

:hide: