Ten Things You Can Do Right Now to Love MY Body (ALSO NOT A SEX THREAD)

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Back and shoulder rub

2. Tell me I look wonderful

3. Red wine

4. Chocolate

5. Drive me to a doctor's appointment

6. Eat healthy meals with me

7. Long walks in lovely settings

8. Animals: sit in my lap and purr

9. Give me bath salts

10. Go for a swim with me

[Richard Steele]

1. Hey, Ellen:

You look wonderful. :hug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. hahaha

Thanks! So do you!

[Richard Steele]

3. Keep telling me LIES like that, and I'll be seriously tempted...

...to sit in your lap and PURR.

For a few minutes anyway, until the red wine & chocolate kick in
and I'm really in the mood for a good hard NAP! *sigh*

Grandpa Steele always used to tell me:
"It's no sin to get old, it's just damned inconvenient".

He was a wise, wise man, Grandpa Steele was.

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. dicksteele in my lap?

So much for this not being a sex thread.

[Richard Steele]

5. Is not so GREAT, actually...

I'm weighing in at about 210 pounds these days, and
the firm, round, well-padded BUTT of my youth seems
to have left me without so much as a goodbye note.

If my ass gets any FLATTER, NASA scientists will start
dropping by the house to calibrate their lab instruments
against it. :evilfrown:

Me on your lap isn't exactly the "erotic" experience
it might have been 20 years ago, knowhutImean?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. You have DGS

Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, just like Hank Hill.

[BlueIris]

7. K&R.

Great list, EF!

[Aristus]

8. I'd love to do all that for you, Ellen, but,

I'm already doing all that for my wife.

And she's looooooooovin' it! :evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. An ironclad excuse.

:-)

[Wapsie B]

10. .....

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:










:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

11. Hmmm

1. One feels better but I also get numb

2. Who? Telling one's self does not help, especially after a weed-whacker-worthy haircut

3. I've had planety of that lately.

4. Trying to avoid. I'm fat enough as it is.

5. And the ncry over how much it costs

6. No point; we're all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

7. Yawn

8. I'd sneeze and suffocate; there are less painful ways of committing suicide

9. Simmer me as a broth for 20 minutes

10. Let me sink