the one thing that scares me about dying alone

[datasuspect]

is that it will take some time for someone to find my corpse.

i mean, i wouldn't want the owner of the place to have to go through cost and trouble to get the datastink out of the carpet.

[SPKrazy]

1. i relate to that

never wanted to make a mess for anyone else

but hell, if i'm dead, reality is who gives a shit

:shrug:

[JBoy]

2. Who cares? You'll be dead at that point.

If I had to go, I'd like to do it by spontaneously exploding in the showroom of an upscale fur store.

[Cabcere]

3. Well, if that's how you want to do it,

I hear Spinal Tap is looking for a new drummer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KZozlEqqR0

;) :hi:

[datasuspect]

4. i suppose the person who gets to breathe deeply the odor of putrefaction

and scoop up chunks of rotting tissue might have concerns.

but really, if i don't show up in certain places with regularity, certain people have instructions to check.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. My cats will eat me.