Does anybody have any good Fred Thompson jokes?

[hellbound-liberal]

My wife is getting e-mails from one of his supporters and I am looking for ammunition. Thanks!

[Initech]

1. Fred Thompson is a joke unto himself.

[Sweet Freedom]

2. Here

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/fredthompson/a/thompsonjokes.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/fredthompson/Fred_Thompson_Jokes.htm

[Catshrink]

3. Here's one:

:evilgrin:

[Bravo Zulu]

4. night of the living fred

[hellbound-liberal]

6. Thanks, I saw this on Bartcop.

I think of him as the last great white hope of the GOP.

[KG]

5. If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

By Sen. Fred Thompson

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates, each of whom brings a different vision of that future. But only one has the conviction and strength to lead this great country. Only one is a popular television and film actor ready to face the challenges of the 21st century head-on. And, most importantly, there is only one candidate with a bombshell trophy wife nearly a quarter-century younger than himself.

MORE> http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_elected_i_will_have_the