What MrScorpio Game would you like to play?

[MrScorpio]

I'm game

[DarkTirade]

1. Well there was one...

but you're straight, aren't you. :(

O8)

[Skittles]

2. Snakes and........oh f*** the ladders

lets just play Snakes :7

[DarkTirade]

3. On a f****ing plane? :)

[Connonym]

4. Spin the bottle?

[Heidi]

5. Twistah!

:7

[flvegan]

6. Nude Italian Dressing Twister

[Heidi]

7. Won't the olive oil cause

blemishes? x(

[flvegan]

8. Only if your skin is sensitive to it.

Uh, not that I've ever, you know, TRIED anything like this. I'm just, er, guessing. Yes, that's it.

[Heidi]

9. Based on what I've heard,

and, yeah, based only on what I've heard from highly reliable sources, Nekkid Italian Dressing Twistah is played primarily in the dark. Yeah, the dark. Dark as an overcast night on the Isle of Man, where I once witnessed a live Nekkid Italian Dressing Twistah match involving sumo masters on the occasion of . . . the occasion of the founding of Democratic Underground. Yeah! That's the ticket! Nekkid sumo masters rasslin' to the death in gallons -- no, actually liters because they were metric-compliant nekkid sumo masters -- extra-virgin olive olive oil, extracted -- incidentally -- by the quasi-virgin feet of some of Democratic Underground's founding members.

So, yeah, who's gonna notice a blemish or two in the dark?

[lizziegrace]

10. Ask Mr. Scorpio

:)

[MrScorpio]

11. You win, Lizziegrace

That is the only legitimate MrScorpio game listed