List anything you've ever done.

[J-Lo Biafra]

For the sake of brevity, you can keep your list down to 50 or less.

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

1. I posted on DU once

[raccoon]

2. Valiantly fought a metal ice tray to get the ice cubes out. nt

[mainegreen]

3. I once stood directly under the center of the eye of a hurricane at full moon at night.

I looked up. It was awesome.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I've done that!!! Isn't that the coolest thing!!! I couldn't believe how

beautiful it was. Dangerous and stupid of course, but insanely beautiful. I wouldn't do it down here, but by the time the storms get to CT, they're pretty well wrung out.

[BarenakedLady]

4. Live

That about covers everything.

[J-Lo Biafra]

5. You did Live? Including the bald guy with the hari krishna hairdo?

:P

[redqueen]

6. Talked dirty to a guy friend

cause he was at work with people around. :7

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Westegg]

15. You too?

Damn, now that I think about it, my man was already dead. He wasn't moving, and was leaking out of a few holes, which I mistook at the time for skeeter bites. Guess you got there first.

All of which begs the question: Why the hell am I still in Folsom?

[kmla]

18. I bet it sucks being stuck in Folsom Prison, though.

:D

[azmouse]

9. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

:7

[Ekirh]

10. Almost drown in a water bed. . . .

I woke up.. covered in water.. but I was so tired I just thought I was sweating heavily . .

so I went to my Mom's room and went Mom I'm sweating a lot.. I might be sick to which Mom replied "Your heater is up to high turn it down" . . so I went back to my room turned off the heat and hopped back into the bed

a few minutes later

JESUS "EKIRH" wake up you're almost underwater!

That was my last time ever in a water bed.

[AlCzervik]

11. I once shot a man just for snoring.

[SeussTree]

12. I fell and I couldn't get up.

No wait, that wasn't me, that was someone in my alternate TV world.

[madinmaryland]

13. I posted this on DU...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Ekirh]

14. NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Damn it, I thought it had died. I thought it was gone!!! :(

[unpossibles]

16. well, it started with booze I suppose

then I graduated to cigarettes before discovering the joys of smo... oh, that's not what you mean?


Never mind.

[Deep13]

17. Yah know, stuff. n/t