For all you haters who hate HumVs... have you ever ridden in a Hummer? Have you ever loved in one?

[Bucky]

Have you ever felt the cool splash of conditiioned air on your face on a hot summer's day? Have you ever felt the roomy convenience, stretched your legs out while tooling down a freeway or over open countryside in the pleasure and comfort of your own urban assault vehicle? Have you ever felt the safety of knowing nothing but nothing could flip your vehicle over? Have you felt the erotic thrill of four wheel drive or the pleasant-yet-subtle bump as you run over a homeless person? Have you known the pleasure of washing someone's hedges or slow-moving pet off your grill? Have you learned the Buddha-like patience attained while waiting for the gas tank to fill up? Have you experienced the pure joy from laughing at elderly people trying to climb up into the cab? Have you experienced the confidence you gain, knowing every woman on the street wants you because you have a hummer, the vehicle that toppled Saddam Hussein not once, but twice? Have you felt the responsive give as you plow down the freeway and watch Volvos and Pintos scatter from your path like the Red Sea before the mighty staff of Moses? Have you seen the kick and spiral of sand on a crowded beach, known the power of hauling a gnarled treestump, roots and all, up from Mother Earth, felt the surge in your loins as you gear into overdrive? How can you hate the awesomeness of the Hummer if you've never known the pleasures that wait for you on the other side of the road?

Thank you for your time and attention.

[Bunny]

1. I like to touch myself while I'm driving mine.

[SPKrazy]

2. I've had a few hummers, yeah...

:evilgrin:


oh wait, the vehicle

shit

:yoiks:


:rofl:

[redqueen]

3. Oops that's another thing I hate...

people buying fake Humvees for everyday driving.