Why does God hate us?

[lightningandsnow]

Is it because we're liberals? :-)

[Bucky]

1. That's okay. His son thinks you're cool.

And really, who's old man doesn't hate us?

[matcom]

2. God once told me to get off his lawn

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

3. That's cause your dog was crapping on it

:eyes:

[matcom]

4. the dog was sleeping inside at the time

*I* was crapping on it

[Arugula Latte]

5. Because he's a vengeful old prick

who doesn't really exist :shrug:

[lightningandsnow]

6. Possibly. n/t

[KamaAina]

7. No, it's because She hangs out in GD

hence the name, GD. :P

[porphyrian]

8. For our freedoms. - n/t

[DS1]

9. It's because Kitchenwitch loves us

[LostInAnomie]

10. We masturbate too much and it makes him cry.

Well, at least that's why he hates me.