A heartfelt message to lurkers from GD

[taterguy]

Go away or we shall taunt you a second time.

You empty-headed food trough wipers

[FunkyLeprechaun]

1. You smell of elderberries!

n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Nice post, Voldemort. I thought this was a progressive site.

:eyes:

[taterguy]

4. You're a lurker from GD?

I always suspected that
:P

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Yup. I lurk in GD because it's

very, very scary in there. :scared:

:bounce:

[sasquatch]

6. I heard it was because of their large stockpiles of boxed wine and winecoolers

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

7. No boxed wine. Barefoot in the bottle.

Makes for better molotov cocktails.

[sasquatch]

9. .

:rofl:

[taterguy]

12. Those cowardly GD types don't scare me

They won't even dare show their face in this thread

[Bucky]

19. I am deeply offended by your glib homophobic hatespeech

Go back to the Olive Garden where your ilk belong, you ilkophile!

[mikeytherat]

3. Fetchez la vache!

mikey_the_rat

[sasquatch]

8. translation please

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Fake French. *Fetch* the cow. From Monty Python.

[taterguy]

11. Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

[Zephyrbird]

37. SNAAAARF!!! n/t

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[taterguy]

38. Jesus Christ

[taterguy]

13. Kick for ze afternoon lurkers

[tekisui]

14. I'm outta here.

Ya'll are loopy in here!

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. That's 'empty-headed *animal* food trough wipers'

Obviously, you're a counter-insurgent from GD. Or a European swallow.

[taterguy]

16. Obviously you're someone with too much time on their hands

I don't have the damn thing memorized.
Sorry.

[renie408]

17. God, I must really belong in GD. I am not up enough on my Monty Python to reply. n/t

[taterguy]

18. In the Lounge we respect diversity

I'm sure there are plenty of funny movies that I've never seen

[renie408]

20. I've seen it, we own it. I just can't remember anything but the 'Knights who say Ni' part

and the "Come back and fight like a man" part. Well, of course I do remember the "It's just a little white bunny rabbit" part and the "You're not a newt" part, but I don't remember any of the knights-shouting-weird-insults-from-the-ramparts part.

[taterguy]

21. That's because you're from South Carolina

This superior Tar Heel chortles at your ignorance of 30 year old movies.

[renie408]

22. Hold up...I do not think that means what you think it means.

"Superior" Tarheel? Isn't that an oxymoron?

[quip]

25. Whoa, signal that turn,

Montoya! :-)

[taterguy]

28. You're right, all Tar Heels are worthless losers

Like this guy . . .

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Uh...

Nah. Too easy.

[Yael]

23. Poking my head out of GD to see what the lounge is all about

Please be gentle...

:hide:

[taterguy]

27. What would you like to know?

I'll make up answers whenever I get around to it.

[Yael]

29. What did you do to Midlodemocrat to make her indifferent about you?

[taterguy]

31. Midlo doesn't even know that I exist. That's why she's indifferent about me.

The actual story is that she encouraged all the male Loungers to change their sig lines to a remark about another Loungers spouse. After that joke was over I changed mine to a remark about Midlo and never bothered changing it.

[Yael]

32. Wonderful! I feel like I belong now.

:popcorn:

[taterguy]

33. First you have to pass the initiation test

Post a pic of yourself sledding naked.
That's the only way to make people like and accept you here.

[Yael]

34. Damn FISA

How did you know anyway?

[flvegan]

24. I fart in your general direction!

[quip]

26. Look, is there someone else over there we could talk to? n/t

[taterguy]

35. Mind your own business

[quip]

36. What are you doing in England? n/t