LynneSin called me a, and I quote, douchebag, breeding, minivan driving,

[Midlodemocrat]

heathen bitch.

She's right about everything except the heathen part. *sigh*

[ohiosmith]

1. you have a minivan? cool!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Dude. It has sirius satellite radio, which according to MrCoffee

makes it very cool.

Although, right now, it is in the body shop. The sad victim of an accident at the dealership when it was getting its tires rotated. :cry:

[MrCoffee]

12. oh hell yes it does

some rat-bastard broke the mini-van?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Sob. Yes. Someone did a hit and run in the parking lot, so I

took it to the insurance company to get the approval to get it fixed and a check.

Next day, I took it to the dealer for servicing. Was going to drop off the paperwork and check when I picked it up.

Got a call 2 weeks ago !!!, that someone had smashed into the back of it on their lot. Should be ready this week.

I'm driving Mr.'s car because the rental has SERVICE REPLACEMENT VEHICLE written all over it and it's embarrassing.

[MrCoffee]

24. that is embarassing...you do have standards to maintain

can't let the little people see you in a loaner, for cryin' out loud.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. I KNOW!!! Plus, it blocks my view in the rear.

[billyoc]

2. You have a minivan? Ewww.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Not just any minivan. It has sirius satellite radio. All classic rock, all the time.

:woohoo:

[LynneSin]

I have a 40mg MP3 Sony netman - so THERE

All classic rock all the time and I can hear just the music I want to listen too

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I don't even know what that is. so THERE!

[LynneSin]

9. 8000 of my favorite songs including anything and everything put out by Led Zeppelin

including all of the solo albums

[LynneSin]

5. I have a 40mg MP3 Sony netman - so THERE

All classic rock all the time and I can hear just the music I want to listen too

[SteppingRazor]

6. I don't have a minivan, but I will totally go to bat for them.

A married couple who are friends of mine and have a young kid recently bought one that has all the bells and whistles. It's like riding in a freaking limo.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I love mine.

My husband loves that the seats fold into the floor, but I like how it drives and I love the radio.

[NewJeffCT]

10. I drive a minivan, I've bred and I'm also a heathen

I'm sure somebody has called me at douchebag at least once in my life - after all, I endured 4 years of high school and another 4+ years of college where words like "douchebag" are tossed around like rice at a chinese restaurant.

But, I don't think anybody's called me a bitch in my memory...

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Chinese restaurants serve rice?

Huh. Who knew?

[flvegan]

13. Bitch.

There, feel complete?

Just kidding...going for a chuckle.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Dude, you are killing me today.

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

21. Thanks douchebag

my life is now complete.

[REP]

15. I have a "crossover SUV" with XM radio

Crossover because it lifts and spports, I guess. Douchebag - check. Breeder - not so much, but I do practice.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Practice makes perfect you know.

[REP]

23. I fear I'll need years of practice. Years.

Ooh, I am heathen, though!

[redqueen]

17. You're not a heathen?

You're missin out!

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Hey, I am everything AND the heathen part!

:P

[LeftyMom]

22. But you have a house in California, so fuck you too.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

26. Well there you go!

:P

[LeftyMom]

20. If you were a real liberal you'd camp in that minivan down by the river.

So fuck you Wealthy McMoneybags!

[LynneSin]

25. Seriously - rumor has it that Midlo is not only a breeder but

she is well over the maximum yearly income one is allowed to earn in order to be a true progressive democrat.

[LeftyMom]

27. A figure set somewhere below the minimum for foodstamp eligibility, if some had their way.

:sigh:

[LynneSin]

38. Don't like it - go enlist in the war

:scared:

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

29. I had to turn in my card when I got the new van. The dealership demanded it.

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. If I were a real liberal, I'd camp in a tent in your backyard.

[flvegan]

31. ...and steal her WiFi.

[Midlodemocrat]

32. At 3AM. She'll never notice.

:bounce:

[flvegan]

35. Well, not until you start your Boone's induced caterwauling.

[Midlodemocrat]

39. That was the fruit flies, not me.

They make a sound like banshees when they drown. Poor things.

[LeftyMom]

40. I'd release the hounds, but somebody's a self-absorbed rescue asshole who won't give me a dog.

Luckily, I still have a hose.

Unless you want to break my son's heart and repo our garden hose.

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Those rescue types are only doing it for their own

self gratification. They don't care at all about the dogs.


:hide:

[LeftyMom]

47. And they hate people.

I can personally vouch for this.

[Midlodemocrat]

48. Specifically, poor people. And gays.

It's really quite sad.

[LeftyMom]

50. And women.

[LeftyMom]

34. Real liberals can't afford a tent in California, you spoiled bitch.

You have to put your tent up somewhere where it snows. And you have to have at least one hole in your tent.

[flvegan]

33. Look who's talking, Princess.

California, eh? How many Cadillacs does your family own, huh?

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

36. None.

Six Lincolns and a Mercedes, but no Caddies.

[flvegan]

42. Nice garage, Leno.

[LeftyMom]

44. Didn't even mention the 'vette and the bikes.

I am singlehandedly responsible for global warming. Muhahahahahahaha!

[LSK]

43. no Rolls Fucking Royces???

What kinda liberal are you?

[LeftyMom]

46. The kind who thinks her mechanic's kids will be okay with a state university.

Horrible, aren't I?

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Last I heard, they have moved on to Lexuses.

What a spoiled brat. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

41. I heard they're trading the Lexuses in for HUMMERS

I feel bad - I guess the whole family is trying to compensate for something very very small

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

49. Oh hell no, Daddy's a bit chunky to fit comfortably in a Lexus.

I guess the SUV would work, but they're fugly.