BREAKING: Britney To Sing "Toxic" With Oscar on Sesame Street

[flvegan]

WHO would think that performing a duet in a dustbin would be the perfect way to prove you’re a respectable mother?

Britney Spears, that’s who. The big mentalist, 25, is embracing her trailer trash image by singing a cleaned-up version of Toxic on Sesame Street.

As you can see from these pictures of the full-time car crash eating ice cream and scaring photographers in Hollywood, she already looks like something that lives in a skip.

But Britney and her massive lips hope the appearance with resident bin-dweller Oscar the Grouch, will help her custody battle for Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/18943/Brit-gets-an-Oscar/

Thank the gawds I was here to bring you that captivating news story.

[VenusRising]

1. It may be the only way her kids get

to spend any quality time with her.

[Orrex]

2. Is she going to wear the same nude-suit that she wore in the video?

She's a class act, all the way.

[flvegan]

3. "Hey, wanna know why they call me BIG Bird?"

[redqueen]

4. You know, from the headline, I was excited to read this...

I thought it'd be about the issue of toxic garbage which I suspect they'll be tailoring the altered lyrics to address.

Instead I read a lot more shit-slinging about this woman.

Can it just fucking stop now please?

:puke:

[Orrex]

5. Eep!

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