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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:07 PM
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A Guy walks into this swanky bar...
A Guy walks into this swanky bar and finds the hottest chick he sees, walks up to her and tells her that he will give her $1000 if he can bite her breasts. She says o.k. and they proceed into the alley, where she unbuttons her blouse and pulls her bra off her boobs and he starts kissing them, and licking them and slobbering all over them.

And she says "are you going to bite my tits or not?" He says "No, that's to expensive."

:rofl:

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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:20 PM
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1. redqueen?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:34 PM
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5. stalk much?
sheesh :P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:35 PM
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6. You best be glad I can't reach through this screen...
I've got a slap waitin for you, buddy!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:40 PM
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8. Hi
.............I slay myself :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:21 PM
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2. What a cheapskate!
:spray::rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:29 PM
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3. ROFL, and IBTL!
:thumbsup:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:32 PM
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4. ....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause:

good one!!!!


lost
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 12:36 PM
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7. too
Curse the pedant who lives inside me!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-25-07 05:16 AM
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9. I gotta give this an "I can't believe it's not LOCKED" kick. nm
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