I am a guest at your house or apartment. What am I served?

[The Night Owl]

[QMPMom]

1. Tonight you would be served Ravioli with a

Butter and Balsamic Vinegar sauce with Parmesan Cheese. There is also a green salad.

[pokerfan]

44. A northwest flair...

Grilled salmon with a mustard and dill sauce. Spinach salad, new potatoes and asparagus.

A bottle or more of Pinot Gris from one of the local wineries.

Desert: Ice cream with wild huckleberry topping.



__________
But tonight it's orange chicken and rice from Panda Express.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Subpoenas over rice pilaf!

[supernova]

3. Before you came, I would ask if you had any special needs

like are you veggie or diabetic and so on. Then build a menu from there.

[huskerlaw]

4. I'd take you out to eat somewhere

So as not to kill you with my cooking. I am not talented in that area. At all.

[NewHampster]

5. Ann Coulter Nothing On It

[TK421]

23. I hope you have a life-long supply of Pepto-Bismol handy

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[ThomCat]

6. Pumpkin rissotto

with garlic fried veggie-sausage, bruchetta made with fresh baked bread, and some really damned good olives. Fruit sorbets for desert.

:9

[lost-in-nj]

16. I am really getting into Rissotto's

my fave restaurant has a special every night....

don't like olives though....
and I can only do it once a week....
its very fattening!!!!


LOL

yours sounds delish!!!

lost

[ThomCat]

24. I love rissotto.

It's a very underappreciated dish. :9

I have half a dozen variations I routinely used to make for myself.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. A restraining order

I didn't invite you. :P

[KitchenWitch]

33. Restraining orders and subpoenas

You and I are a fine pair.

[LaurenG]

8. A chain saw, at least today...

What would you like to drink after the big saw adventure?

This tried to break my car today, I'm glad it missed.

[Bucky]

9. a good piece of my mind

But don't be offended. The good pieces are actually quite rare

[Iris]

10. cold pizza and beer

[porphyrian]

11. What do I look like, your maid? Get up and get it yourself, lazy bastard. - n/t

[AlCzervik]

12. whatever take out you bring over.

[martymar64]

13. Depends on the time of day

If its morning, then bacon, eggs and sourdough toast with real butter.

If its evening, then chicken curry with basmati rice or maybe a bbq'd ribeye.

I treat my guests well.

[mtnester]

14. Tonight you get braised short rib stew

which is STILL in the damn oven - due to come out in about 20 minutes - I am smelling it and about to start twitching with hunger for it.

[TommyO]

29. That's the worst thing about braising

you smell it for hours before it's actually ready to eat, but it's definitely worth the wait.

[lost-in-nj]

15. I have 3 signiture dishes.....

first
Chicken Kiev
with REAL mashed potatoes and a veggie
second
A pot roast recipe that goes in the oven at 8am
in 200% oven and cooks all day
with egg noodles, veggie and bread

or

my ALL DAY spare ribs.....
they go in the oven at 8 (again)
and cook ALL day

and then they fall off the bone....
YUMMY

I would ask which one you would like...
If you came over on Thanksgiving....

you would die happy


lost

[Mike03]

18. Yum, I wanna

be your next guest!

[Mike03]

17. A very insulting menu indeed...

1. Possibly a protein shake for breakfast, with a few raw almonds and some berries. But this meal is served so late that it probably qualifies as "lunch."

2. In the event nothing else has been served by noon, you get a can of kidney beans with some blue cheese and olive oil, or a bowl of Grape Nuts with fruit and flavored almond milk.

3. Dinner: Gigantic salad with or without a cut up chicken breast.

Late night snack: Organic almond or peanut butter plus almond milk.

Wow, seeing this typed out like this makes me realize how pathetic, strange and hopeless I am... getting into Howard Hughes territory.

EDIT: Just to explain, I'm TRYING for the umpteenth time to go vegan, but has resulted in a very perverse menu.

[renie408]

19. Tonight you get tuna fish casserole. Which is oddly one of my kids' favorite meals.

My daughter even asks for it on her birthday. Weird, huh?

[texas1928]

20. Contempt and loathing.

[Ariana Celeste]

21. tonight is pinto beans and corn bread

i haven't made pinto beans since i gave up mammal meat so i decided to try something new with them. i sauteed some yellow onion and fresh garlic and mixed that in, and added some tomato chunks, a little bit of salt and pepper, and it should be done soon. hopefully in time for mom to come home :D

[Mike03]

25. Yum

I'd be totally happy with that--but this is not my thread.

Giving up meat altogether, that is what I'm trying to do right now. Very envious of what you have been able to accomplish.

[Ariana Celeste]

35. Well to be fair

I haven't given up fish and poultry. I started with beef and then moved onto all other mammal meat. I still do dairy. Giving up the mammal meat was a lot easier then I expected, I just get to play around more with recipes.

Good luck on giving up all meat and don't be hard on yourself if you have to do it in steps! Sometimes it is a lot harder to just dive in to the deep end.

[TK421]

22. You'll like whatever I serve or you can get the fuck out.....

just kidding! I like to make lasagna..but on occasion I make a really mean taco salad.

[lost-in-nj]

26. meat lasagna!!! with LOTS of cheese!!

and you use chop meat AND sausage like i do!!!???



I'll make the garlic bread baked with slices of mozzarella

lost

[TK421]

27. This may sound odd...but there is no meat in my recipe

although I am a meat-eater...this calls for mozzarella, grated parmesan, and cottage cheese. I like meat lasagna, but if I gave you this recipe, you would love it...guaranteed

[lost-in-nj]

34. OK

I'm game...
I have friends over EVERY Friday night....

any where from 6 to 12 people.....

any thing is welcome

I'm running out of ideas!!!!


lost

[skygazer]

28. Whatever my SO decides to cook

He's in charge of menus around here. But I'll provide anything you like in the way of booze. :hi:

[LynzM]

30. If it's summertime?

Brown rice with garlic shiitake fried tofu, yellow summer squash and zucchini. Side of sauteed bok choy with garlic and seasonings. Local white wine, and homemade chocolate chip cookies for dessert. That was this year's official "guest" menu! :)

[lizziegrace]

32. I'd have to wait until summer??

:(

Your chocolate chip cookies are the best. :)

[LynzM]

39. Hehe... no way!

I'd just make something different, since it's hard to get summer squash and local baby bok choy in the winter ;)

I'll mail ya some chocolate chip cookies, if you want... :evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

41. Like I need the calories

:eyes:

But they were so good...

:)


Give your a sweetie a hug for me and make sure you get one in return. :hug:

[LynzM]

42. Hrm. How 'bout I just mail you *2* cookies?

That's a reasonable meal's worth ;)

Hugs to you, as well! :hug:

[triguy46]

31. Right now dessert: Homemade almond biscotti.

Ymm. My first effort and a success.

[cobalt1999]

36. Grilled steaks, red wine, dark chocolate.

The three major food groups.

[Dukkha]

37. humility

[flvegan]

38. A list of dogs to feed, let outside, cuddle with.

[datasuspect]

40. beer

[yellowdogintexas]

43. tonight: Pizza and cabernet rose. If I am trying to impress you

with my cooking, it might be a quiche lorraine with a big salad

or a lovely saute of chicken, asparagus, mushrooms and hatch chile pesto with a light white wine cream sauce, a big salad, some crusty french bread, and a lemon souffle, with coffee of course


I make a really decadent home made cake too.

I even have some lovely Weight Watchers recipes that are very impressive

[Xipe Totec]

45. You're a guest - whatever you want nt

[av8rdave]

46. Earl Campbell Hot links (grilled in tortillas and provolone cheese) and Shiner Bock

[halobeam]

47. a fly-swatter.

We are now hunting down grain moths. They lay eggs and they turn to white worms on your ceiling.

Come on in! :dilemma:

[redwitch]

50. Have you tried the Boones Farm yet?

Apparently it works for fruit flies. :-)

[halobeam]

55. Well, so far we've been winning this battle....

but if the situation changes, I certainly will! Thanks!

(Imagine my surprise, when after I looked at the ceiling wondering how the hell two boys can get rice on the ceiling, (they get it everywhere else)... I was horrified!):rofl:

[Wcross]

48. Tonight it was spaghetti with sweet Italian sausages.

A salad on the side along with 5 cheese Texas toast. The salad had black olives, onions, cucumbers, carrots & celery. I use a 50/50 sauce 1/2 prepared sauce & 1/2 diced tomatoes.

[opiate69]

49. Take-out from Olive Garden, of course!

[Sugar Smack]

51. YOU'RE ALL LYING.

:nuke: I think it's stir-it-yourself pb&j!!!

[Adsos Letter]

52. tonight...fresh homemade potato soup, with fresh french bread

and ice cream for dessert.

[tigereye]

53. Thai takeout and reruns of Deep Space NIne!

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. Some awesome dance moves.

[DBoon]

56. We our you a glass of wine ...

and try to convince you to go with us to the Mexican restaurant down the block

[ashling]

57. Served?

You think this is a friggin restaurant? Get up and look in the fridge like everybody else!

:)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Apathy and desperation.

[DarkTirade]

59. The first course would be eyeball soup

followed by a light snack of beetles, and then the main course of eels cooked inside a giant python. For dessert: chilled monkey brains. Still inside the monkey's head.

[krispos42]

60. Spam parmigiana

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