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[Sequoia]

[flvegan]

1. Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-ee ee

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be

Believe it or not, it's just meeeeeeee!

[MrCoffee]

2. damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[LaraMN]

3. Is Dick back there? He forgot to snip my strings.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

4. Outta my way, marine, I am late for my yoga class.

[Inchworm]

5. Damn Cheney! What the hell have you been eating?

:hi:

[VenusRising]

6. It's so hard to get that pole up there everyday

without chafing.

[Dangerously Amused]

7. "Check this out, marine! When you're the president,

...you don't have to wait for a fire hydrant to take a pee. See? Aheh heh heh."

[Deep13]

8. Bush can't get that "Do the Conga" song out of his head.

[azmouse]

9. "Gotta stop those OB/GYNs from practicing their love on me..."

[zingaro]

10. "Yes sir, I did see you in Electric Boogaloo."

[DS1]

11. Hey Yall, 43 is in town, I hear there's a barbeque

Got any pig? I'm lookin forward to eatin some pig

[texas1928]

12. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

WHEEEW that was a good one!

[guitar man]

13. "Damn

...it's hard to walk down those steps when you're this drunk...*burp*...*hic*.."

[Bravo Zulu]

14. last one off the helicopter is a weenie

I'll beat you to the white house

[Adsos Letter]

15. "Man,...this is the worst wedgie Dick's ever given me."

[nomorenomore08]

16. Looks like he's throwing a tantrum to me.

"NO! I don't WANNA talk to the ambassador! WAAAH!"

[krispos42]

17. **FART** "Right back atcha, soldier-boy!" n/t

[krispos42]

18. "Hey, my hanger's still in my coat!!!!" n/t

[begin_within]

19. "I love the smell of burning illegal immigrants in the morning"

[EnviroBat]

20. "Look out, I got one prarie doggin..."