kill me now

[MrCoffee]

i cannot get band on the run out of my head.

[LaraMN]

1. How do you want to die?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

2. sexual asphixiation

[quip]

4. All by myself..... don't wanna die, all by myself....

[LaraMN]

6. I knew it! I was going to guess that!

It's *all* the rage, right now!

[MrCoffee]

10. so, if you could loan me an extra wetsuit, that'd be super.

[krispos42]

32. One rubber wet suit, or two? n/t

[Cabcere]

37. Need a wetsuit (or two)? I hear there's a minister in AL who isn't using his anymore...

:hide:

:spank:

(I am SO going to hell.)

Edited to add: At least I won't be going alone! (Note to self: read all replies BEFORE posting a smartass remark, idiot.)

[quip]

3. Trick your head with a copycat: think "Fox on the run"...

[MrCoffee]

9. fox in socks in box on knox

[quip]

12. The fox in socks in box on Knox got botox

[SoxFan]

5. I can fix that...

"Ebony and Ivory, we're together in perfect harmony, side by side..."

[MrCoffee]

7. gak! have you no decency?

[MissMillie]

14. I have a cure too, but it's even worse than that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsVhyiISY8

[SoxFan]

20. None whatsoever!

Obviously!

[ohiosmith]

8. It's a brain tumor.

[MrCoffee]

11. look here captain cheerful...i stopped bleeding out of my ears, so it can't be.

neener.

[ohiosmith]

15. The cessation of auditory hemorrhaging is the second sign of eminent death.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

25. is the third sign "jimmy legs"? if so, the end is near.

[ohiosmith]

28. sorry man

[Inchworm]

13. Click on link

It's like a brain eraser.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

17. you're right...i don't know anything anymore

[Inchworm]

29. Glad to be of service

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

24. BwaaaaHaaaa!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:I LIKE THE MOON:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

BRAIN TOTALLY ERASED.

[Inchworm]

30. The surgery was successful

They have several good ones on that site :rofl:

:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

36. I laughed so hard

that my kids, dog and even HUSBAND came to look at what was going on.

I highly recommend it.

[Phillycat]

16. I can help you.

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND, HEY MICKEY! *clap clap* HEY MICKEY!

[MrCoffee]

18. evil! impolite and evil! dirty little white girl!

[Phillycat]

19. All right, I'm sorry. Here, let me really end your suffering.

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/307000

[MrCoffee]

22. hey...ain't nothing wrong with Kylie Minogue. nothing at all.

my love is all she thinks about. she said so right in the song.

[Phillycat]

26. That song really is a fucking earwork though.

Irony!

(I think. I'm never quite sure.)

[MrCoffee]

27. it's like rain, on your wedding day.

don't you think?

[Zavulon]

21. So you put it in mine?

Not nice. :(

[MrCoffee]

23. you're the one who clicked on the "kill me now" thread, murderer

you deserve what you get.

[ChickMagic]

31. You kill me

then I kill you. Deal?

[MrCoffee]

34. i'm in. ready....set...

[ChickMagic]

35. Kablooie!

I'm dead now.

[triguy46]

33. I was worried at first that I might catch it. So far hasn't happened.

Whew.