Ok, Leftymom. This is the thread where I officially invite you to veggie-wrestle.

[LaraMN]

What say you, then?

:rofl:

I say we do it, we tape it, and then we renege on promises of distribution, in favor of placing it on Ebay.

[LeftyMom]

1. Oh sweet nonexistent Jesus.

How much did flvegan pay you to post this? :rofl:

[LaraMN]

2. It was repayment for a debt owed.

The debt being comprised of professional advice on exercisery.

Plus, it amuses me.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. What?

You should check out the goods:

[LaraMN]

4. That was to indicate my butt problem,

NOT to coerce her to wrestle with me!

[flvegan]

6. Once you put it on the public domain

It belongs to the world.

Now anything you might PM me would stay private. Hint, hint.

[Tyler Durden]

21. Butt Problem??????

What, that you have a gorgeous cute little butt?

Dear Lord child. At 54 I should live long enough for you to have a "butt problem" like me or the SO.

Deb would kill newborn kittens to have your "butt problem"

[LaraMN]

24. If Deb has some extra butt she'd like to donate,

I will gladly be the recipient, should that become a logistic possibility.
:thumbsup:

[Tyler Durden]

29. If I may be blunt....

That is the CUTEST li'l ol' ass I've seen in some time.

Thank your lucky stars, sweetie. Be patient: it will grow, it will drop.

When you're 40+ someday and at the beach, something will tap you on the back of your thighs, you will whirl around to see what it is...

It's your ass.

[flvegan]

30. I tried to tell her it was really nice.

Maybe she'll listen to you.

[Tyler Durden]

32. I limit my drool to about half a cup....

Then I just give up. There are quite a few of the ladies here that would tempt an old married man with overactive glands to stray.

TEMPT. Not convince. I do have my honor to consider.

[LeftyMom]

5. I know this is a total shock to you and all,

but I'm straight.

Also, was Lara's butt abducted by aliens or what?

[flvegan]

7. Every woman has a little "lust for the ladies" in her.

I learned that on late night Cinemax.

[LeftyMom]

12. As explained in your forthcoming book "Everything I need to know I learned from softcore porn"

Can I give you a hint hon? If they're looking at the camera while they're down there, they're probably straight.

[sasquatch]

28. LOL!!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

8. It was abducted by genetics.

I think it went to J-Lo (along with a few other people's butts.) Not that I'm knocking her bum, mind you. Hers is cute.

x(

[flvegan]

11. See, I knew it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7070112&mesg_id=7070170

[LaraMN]

14. That is hardly evidence of as much.

:eyes:

We already HAVE legitimate bisexual women around. AND lesbians. What more do you want?! Jeebus!

[LeftyMom]

15. yeah, but they keep turning him down

I think Lost and haruka finally got a restraining order.

[LaraMN]

17. Bwahaha!

Well, I guess he's got the "persistence" thing down, huh?

:rofl:

[flvegan]

20. If you don't keep trying

you'll never hit it.

I said "hit it"

[flvegan]

16. Embrace your inner love for the female ass.

I have.

Never ask "what more do you want" unless you want your thread locked. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

18. Oh yeah- that was a supremely bad choice of words.

:scared:

[Tyler Durden]

31. Not all of us dig the "bubble butt."

Be grateful. You have the heinie of a 17 year old national champion cheerleader.

There are some of us out here DROOLING on our keyboards at the very THOUGHT of that in a thong.

[mainegreen]

9. I feel that it is important to point out that vegan jello does exist. n/t

[flvegan]

10. Hershey's syrup is also vegan.

There are various vegan whipped cream products, as well.

Good point!!

[LeftyMom]

13. I hate to be the bearer of bad news

I still hate jello though. Ick.

[SKKY]

19. Lara, in that picture flvegan posted, are you grabbing your crotch?

Looks like you're doing a little Michael Jackson move there.

[flvegan]

22. She said that she wasn't. I think we know better, though.

[LaraMN]

23. No!!! Aughh!

I was pulling the back of my pants in to fully illustrate how flat my butt is.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

25. Another reason why you should've just worn a thong.

[SKKY]

27. Um, you know. He does have a point.

:shrug:

[SKKY]

26. Um, yea, ok...

...grabbing your crotch. got it.