Attention all citizens of the Sovereign State of DU Lounge: Time to make our Bill of Rights

[LynneSin]

Now that we've defined leadership rolls and contemplated our national anthem, I think it's time to put together the DU Lounge Bill of Rights

What will be the DU Truths to be self-evident in the sovereign land of DU Lounge

[Dr. Strange]

1. Self-evident truth: DUers have the right to free speech.

No DUer shall be banned because of their speech. Unless they post something really stupid. I mean really, really stupid. Then the fuckers are pizza!

[SPKrazy]

2. so now you are trying to write laws here

we are lawless nation

anything goes

:grr:

copycatter

[MissMillie]

3. I'm w/ you on that one

long live anarchy!

[SPKrazy]

4. then you get a place in the new government

i declared sovereignty

lynnsin is trying to steal my thunder :P

[LynneSin]

8. I'm the Lifetime Benevolent Queen of All She Sees in the DU Lounge!!! You are an imposter

Don't make me send your ass to GITMO!!

[SPKrazy]

10. A hem....

I don't think sooooooo.......


GITMO


:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Okay, Rule # 1: There are no rules!

Wait...what?

[SPKrazy]

6. xactly

[flvegan]

7. Shouldn't we get our militia together, first?

I mean, obviously we all need to be armed to the teeth.

I propose that by the arrival of your 6th birthday, you have the right to concealed carry.

Shit, drive a tank for all I care.

Guns, guns, guns!!!

Thank you,

C. Heston

[LynneSin]

9. What do you think the Gungeon is for

:hide:

[flvegan]

12. I heard SPK is gonna confine you in the 9/11 Forum.

[SPKrazy]

14. YES!!!!!

unless she straightens up or something :P

[Beer Snob-50]

11. you have the right to drink before noon each day

and surf the net while working.

[flvegan]

13. Midlo? Is that you?

[MrCoffee]

15. The first rule of the Sovereign State of DU Lounge is you do not talk about the Lounge

[skygazer]

16. We have the right to post copycats

We have the right to post endless kitten pics.
We have the right to engage in flamewars over irrelevant topics.
We have the right to post sex threads and naughty innuendos.
No mod will delete a post without due process and just cause.
No GD'er shall call out a Lounger without being pelted with posts condemning their behavior, complete with gratuitous inside references that they'll never understand.
We have the right to bounce 'em on Fridays (or any other day we feel like it).
We have the right to post while impaired beyond reason.
We have the right to extend these rights.
Robb is still a dingbat.

:patriot:

[Richard Steele]

17. The right to poke vampires with pointy sticks!

Metaphorical ones, anyway.

[madinmaryland]

18. The right to eat fried chicken in the Olive Garden in NYC!

[LynneSin]

20. Am I allowed to bring my taser and pitbull

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

27. With your cell-phone and four screaming kids!

[porphyrian]

19. The right for Stan to be called Loretta. -n/t

[jakefrep]

21. ....

In order to form a well-regulated militia, Loungers will have the right to keep and bear flamebait for the express and implied purpose of aggravating GD. This shall include, but shall not be limited to: breastfeeding implements, cigarettes, tasers, guns, cellphones, Circuit City receipts, and feminine hygiene products.

[fizzgig]

25. but, in the case of a pre-emptive strike from gd, we shall hold in reserve

pornography and circumcision

[SPKrazy]

29. and olive garden, cornflake breaded chicken, breastfeeding, etc.

:hi:

[jakefrep]

34. And of course, pitbulls

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

22. I am Rhode Island

I will not participate in your Convention until I am ready.

:smoke:

[lightningandsnow]

23. Rule #1 of DU lounge:

Don't talk about DU lounge.

[Parche]

24. Self Evident Sex Threads

:bounce: :bounce: :hi:

[DarkTirade]

36. We demand the right to start sex threads!

I think my last thread was a male if I remember correctly.

[Dr. Strange]

26. General Order Seven: Stay the Fuck away from Talos IV. tiaihtsdcotywwytdycybidyd

[krispos42]

32. {one flash}

:-)

[LynneSin]

28. Anyone caught posting pictures of Carrot Top will be banished to the Gungeon

I think THAT should be in the bill of rights

[Dr. Strange]

30. Actually, that will be in the Bill of Wrongs.

We really need to hurry up and declare war on Carrot Top!

[krispos42]

33. Yes!!!!! We will bludgeon the offender with loosely-related statistics...

hyperbole, and shiny metal penises!

And then we'll make them fight with Iverglas...

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

35. Oh noes!

Not the Iverglas! What about the prohibition against cruel and unusually creative punishment?

[krispos42]

37. That's why they made extraordinary rendition

Iverglas is Canadian!

[Q3JR4]

31. If the lounge is now a sovereign nation

Does that mean we can declare war on GD?

Not that I'm advocating such a thing, I just want to see how things are.