if we're a sovereign nation, we need an army

[MrCoffee]

i wanna be Major Asshole MrCoffee, 69th Cavalry (the Fightin' Trojans)

[ThomCat]

1. I'll be sitting on this park bench during fleet week

offering handsome sailors and/or marines a nice place to stay. :9

[MrCoffee]

3. keep the home fires burning, ThomCat

[AllegroRondo]

2. If we have an Army, we need an Army Band

woohoo!

Can I have my old job back?

[MrCoffee]

4. absolutely...the Lounge Army can always find a place for a skilled kazoo player

[AllegroRondo]

5. Do I get a free pith helmet?

you cant play kazoo without a pith helmet.

[MrCoffee]

8. yes. good call, solder. i'm promoting you to cowbell.

[Burma Jones]

6. I'm ready.......

[MrCoffee]

7. you're exactly the kind of soldier we're looking for. you're in.

[SPKrazy]

9. so it is written

so it shall be

Major Asshole McCoffee

I commission you this 26th day of October 2007

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!

your Emperor

SPK

[flvegan]

10. McCoffee? Way to empor, Hitler.

[MrCoffee]

11. screw you, ya scurvy seadog.

personally, with the combined might of the Lounge army and navy at our disposal, we should overthrow the usurper to the throne and rule the Lounge ourselves.

[flvegan]

12. I like the way you think, Major.

I smell a coup...

[MrCoffee]

13. why do you think i started the Lounge Army in the first place?

we're not all parade drills and heroin, i'll have you know.

[flvegan]

14. We need to decide how/when to strike.

I can have my carriers, destroyers, missiles and planes ready at any time.

[MrCoffee]

15. i suggest we attack during the next Talk Like a Pirate Day

your navy can sneak in under cover, and the army will strike with a parachute drop like the Russians in Red Dawn

[flvegan]

16. Agreed. Then, this gestapo regime will fall.

*evil laugh*

[Blue-Jay]

17. I'd like to be known as Private Parts.

[MrCoffee]

18. welcome to the army, maggot! now drop and give me 20!

or not, if you really don't feel like it, that's cool too.

[Blue-Jay]

21. 20 what? I might not like your army...

[MrCoffee]

22. you passed the test. i'm promoting you to drill sergeant

[BOSSHOG]

20. And the Navy would have to have a Seaman Stain

[LSK]

19. now that we have an army....

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