If we're gonna be sovereign, we need a CIA to illegally overthrow legitimately elected democracies

[Rabrrrrrr]

when some stupid other fucking country elects someone that they like, instead of someone who will play with us nicely as a puppet.

[LSK]

1. dude thats so 20th Century

Just nuke them instead!!

:D

[Lance_Boyle]

2. CIA, CI-shmay.

That name's already taken. We would need a different name. Possibly CI-shmay...

[sasquatch]

3. And smuggle cocaine into this country

So we can use it to destroy groups we don't like and subjigate them for it.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I'm already working on a post-CIA overthrow coup d'etat.