Florida makes me want to eat razor blades.

[graywarrior]

Jay-sus I hate this fucking place.

[Ava]

1. please dont...

that would be quite a mess to clean up

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

2. Or you could just get out... 's what I'm doing. :)

And I'll be switching to a daytime schedule when I move, since I'll be in a place where the sun doesn't burn the flesh off your bones within seconds of exposure.

Okay, so I'm exaggerating a little.

Minutes, not seconds. :P

[graywarrior]

3. Let's get an apartment together wherever the fuck you're going.

I nearly murdered a couple dozen old people in the Sears parking lot an hour ago. Jesus, they a menaces.

[DarkTirade]

24. Sorry, I'm moving in with my grandparents to help them out around the house

and they only have one extra room. :(

[KamaAina]

4. If only Katherine Harris had felt the same way...

(sigh)

[graywarrior]

6. You mean this Katherine?

Or this Katherine.

[billyskank]

5. Get over here to England.

We have the right kind of freaks here. You are the right kind of freak.

[graywarrior]

7. beeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeeeeskank!

*sigh* You could fix me up a nice bowl of blades with cream on top.

[billyskank]

9. No. No blades.

I offer you only affection and warmth. And check your MySpace mail, you freak.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

11. I'll run right over there now, you adorable, cuddly awesome little freak man.

[bicentennial_baby]

8. 'fer Chrissakes woman! Come home already!

Fuck it, you can sleep in my spare room...Billy said the bed was comfortable. Just don't mess with the cat, and you're cool.

ps- i cook too.

[billyskank]

10. It is comfortable.

Though my feet stuck out the end (and I'm not tall). :P

The kitteh is no problem. :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Except when he tries to eat your shoelaces!

:P

I'm a dwarf, I do not notice such things, my love... :shrug:

:P

Hey you :*

[billyskank]

15. I wouldn't have minded but I was trying to tie them at that moment

:D

You're even cuter in real life than your pictures. :*

[bicentennial_baby]

16. As are you!!

:loveya:

*swoon*

You're a peach and a half :)

ps- that pic of us is sooo cute! i have to upload it! :bounce:

[graywarrior]

12. There's two of us, remember? Plus a cat.

Find me a temp place and I'm outta here.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. We gotta find you something!!

x(

We need a Rescue GrayWarrior Fund set up, asap! :bounce:

[graywarrior]

19. All I need is $2000 for the move and a deposit on a place.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[BarenakedLady]

17. That sounds painful

:hug:

[graywarrior]

Less painful than living here, believe me.

[Wapsie B]

18. Personna or Remington?

:P

[graywarrior]

20. Isn't there something republican about Remington?

Or does that matter?

I wonder if an electric razor would work as well. Probably if I tried shaving in a bathtub.

[Wapsie B]

23. Oh yeah the bathtub!

That'd work. I don't know about the political leanings of that co. though.

[graywarrior]

26. Doesn't matter. I'd leave a blame it on Bush note anyhow.

[Sugar Smack]

21. Come HERE. Or I'll go there,

and we can move to the Keys! I'm guessing you don't live in the Keys? Let's go, pleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeeeeease? Most beautiful place I've ever been to, & that includes Paris. I'm wearing heavy rhinestone bracelets I got there, just to remind me. I have a tat of a chameleon on my ankle, just to remind me. OK, when do we start?

And don't be usin razor blades for ANYTHING except tearing tags off yr undies and the bimonthly pit-shaving.



:hi: :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

22. Donate to the Rescue GrayWarrior Fund today!

:bounce: I'll send you my addy...We only need 2 grand!

:D

[Sugar Smack]

25. YAAAAY! We can have a bake sale, but it'll be quiches and lasagnas and

spinach pies and crab cakes. Done, in ONE day. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

[graywarrior]

28. And miso soup.

[graywarrior]

30. You fucking rule.

[bicentennial_baby]

31. Thank you Enzyte man!!

I need coffee cans, lots and lots of coffee cans...with slits in the top for da Benjamins... :patriot:

[graywarrior]

27. At least there are gay people in the Keys instead of old republicans

[Sugar Smack]

29. The Keys are AWESOME.

Joani & I stayed in Islamorada. Those people KNOW they're living in the best place on earth, so there are no visible pretentions. It's a paradise, for gays and bis and straights alike. You can be whomever you were meant to be.

I may start crying, just now.

[graywarrior]

32. We should plan a DU trip to the keys

[Sugar Smack]

33. I think so...

What would be your Dream Bus? Mine would be a nonsmoking section, a smoking section, and a funnyweed smoking section. Windows that open. A small kitchen. Seats that recline. Little blank notebooks. Internet service. Sweet-smelling blankets. And a few cats roaming here & there.

[graywarrior]

34. OMG, that sounds trippy. I love it.

An incredible sound system or live entertainment by Dylan or Steve Earle or someone equally as cool.

[bicentennial_baby]

35. Er, can we have a dual section?

Some of us have severely overlapping vices :D

[graywarrior]

36. No one will be 'ignored' on our trip.

[Poiuyt]

38. Can I come too? Can I come too?

Wisconsin gets a little cold in February.

[graywarrior]

39. Sure you can.

:loveya:

[Poiuyt]

56. Thanks!

Now I need to stock up on my Sea & Ski!

[Ilsa]

37. Would you rather move toooooooo

TEXAS?

[graywarrior]

40. That would make me eat nails.

[Ptah]

41. Breathe. slowly. make this image your mandala

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandala

Or I'll make you dizzy. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

42. Snooooooow. Oh man, I miss snow.

[TK421]

43. Florida made me WANT to use razor blades..and not necessarily against myself

get the fuck out of there ASAP, I've told you this before....get OUT before it is too late, and you turn into one of those Pod People

[graywarrior]

44. I'll be a pod person in two weeks.

I think I have died and am in hell.

[TK421]

47. Been there...done that, but there is always hope

I jumped in my beat-up '88 Nissan Stanza ( with 150K ) and chanced a trip back home, and I made it...and I'm happy now.

Do the same...take a chance ( even if you don't drive an ultra-reliable Nissan Stanza GXE )

[graywarrior]

51. I have a fairly good 94 Toyota Camry.

I just need a temp place to crash til I get settled.

[TK421]

52. I had an '88 Camry..the last car I've driven, and you can beat those things into

the ground...provided you take care of them, of course. I did take care of mine, but it sputtered and died at 198k ( it didn't really sputter and die, but the repairs to keep it on the road were more than I could handle, about $800.00 for repairs )

Do it! I'm sure that thing can get you to where you want to be...Toyota has made a believer out of me

[Generic Brad]

45. Sounds like it's filled with cut ups

Try ridiculing and laughing at the banes of your existence. It may not change anything, but you might feel better.

If you ever need advice with no value let alone redeeming qualities, I'm your guy.

[graywarrior]

46. I love advice with no value.

We are friends.

:hug:

[Generic Brad]

48. I'm expecting something worse than razor blades

The GOP convention will be held within blocks of my home next year.

[graywarrior]

49. Radiation exposure from Cheney's presence

[porphyrian]

50. Florida grows some of the best razor blades around! -n/t

[clyrc]

53. Florida, sigh, Florida

A lovely state ruined by people. I lived there for 4 years, then left in such relief I still feel it four years later. Now I live in a place that frustrates me almost daily, but I still think, well, at least it isn't Florida.

[Lorien]

54. Oooh! I'll have a bowl too

sittin' here in Orlando, surrounded by "for sale" signs on my neighbor's front lawns. I've been here for 18 years and still can't get a decent date. Sometimes I wonder if they add something to the water to make the residents extra vapid and shallow. :-(

[graywarrior]

55. I think the Punta Gorda hangman's noose guy sent me over the edge

[FloridaJudy]

58. Come on up to Gainesville

It's that bright blue square on the map of Florida surrounded by a sea of red - follow any car with a fading Kerry/Edwards bumper-sticker headed north. The developers haven't totally ruined it yet.

But the summer still sucks.

[NC_Nurse]

57. My entire family is from Jacksonville, FL.

or "cracker Florida" as we like to call it. My uncle and aunt live in Sarasota (both doctors, and pubbies I'm sure).

You have my sympathies. :hi:

[Dukkha]

59. at least global warming will give Florida it's just desserts

[graywarrior]

60. It is already. It's supposed to be cooler by now and it's hot, humid and the air

quality sucks.