Assuming physical attractriveness in 9/10ths the law

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Assuming physical attractriveness in 9/10ths the law

Should I fancy Ann Coulter?

[BarenakedLady]

1. Ewwwww

Noooooooo

[GOPisEvil]

2. No. Just no.

[petronius]

3. How drunk are you right now?

'Cause from here, I'd say you're about 5 drinks past the point of doing something (or someone) that you won't want to remember in the morning...

Ann Coulter attractive... keerist!

[Zephyrbird]

9. My question also.

Christ on a bike. You try to fuck her, her coochie would probably rip your deedle right off!

I think he's REALLY drunk tonite!! Time for intervention!!!!

Zeph

[QueenOfCalifornia]

28. You are on to something.

Make me a drink. I can not handle Coulter talk while sober.

[cuke]

4. If physical attractriveness is 9/10ths the law

I'm on the FBI's Top Ten list

[lost-in-nj]

5. You drinking again

shit Hypno....

this is scary.....


lost

[Kat45]

6. WHO VOTED YES????!!!!

[SPKrazy]

7. nooooooooooooooooooo

unless you are really twisted

then whatever

:shrug:g

[porphyrian]

8. Not unless you're incredibly ferrous and her subcutaneous chitin is magnetic. -n/t

[flvegan]

10. I'd hit it. Twice.

Of course, I'd videotape it. Oh, and I'd tell her my name was Ohbamma Smith. So when I released the audio version (sans video, cuz I'm evil like that) all you'd hear is...

"Oh, gawd yes, Obama, fucking do me right there, just like that! Yes, you magnificent beast you, Obama! You sex machine, harder, harder Obama!!!!!!"

I'd get some mileage out of that.

[petronius]

11. Man, I thought the OP was disturbing

but this... :scared:

[flvegan]

12. Hey, I'd do Godzilla if it chinked the RW hate armor.

[petronius]

13. Well, sure - who wouldn't do Godzilla?

You're going to a whole 'nother level, however - you must have been a kamikaze pilot in a past life...

[MrScorpio]

14. Ann Coulter is an ugly, desiccated bitch

You can quote me on that

[mvccd1000]

15. She'd be ok if I could strap a big ball gag in her mouth. :) nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. She's probably a fave in the Goth and Industrial scenes.

She's got that "cadaverous attractive" thing going on.

To be fair, I'm fat and middle-aged and slowly balding. If we have to judge by appearance and not aversion to overtly destructive political leanings.

[DarkTirade]

17. ... ewww. No.

At least with corpses when nasty stuff comes out of their mouth you can wipe it off.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. .

:7

[Al Federfer]

19. I admit that Coulter piques my male curiosity....

...and like they say, the insane ones are often very good in bed.

[skyblue]

20. Only if you're that desperate.

[TreasonousBastard]

21. Go for it...

odds are she's great in the sack.

[krispos42]

22. Potential problem...

"Contents may vary from package image"


In other words, you might wind up with Mann Coulter instead.


With a different "package" image.

[Deja Q]

23. So you've got visual proof of that?

:wow:

Show me the money!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

24. Thankfully, no...

otherwise I'd be attacking my eyeballs with a melon baller!

:P

[Orsino]

25. She was once pretty...

...there's a photo around of her in her college years. She's since acquired a hard, mean look, perhaps as the result of long study.

[bikebloke]

26. *SLAP SLAP* Get a hold of yourself!

I've passed her on the street when she didn't have studio lights and airbrush/PhotoShop to camouflage her haggie looks. She was even wearing 17 kg of make-up on her mug, which didn't help. Plus, there's her poorly bleached bottled blonde mop. That one's been around the block enough to have worn away a ditch.

[Jamastiene]

27. I hate you for that.

Here I was expecting eye candy or at least visions of eye candy and you do the equivalent of throwing acid in my eyes. :o Ann Coulter???? You think she's attractive? Dude, you got problems. :puke:

[AnneD]

29. Hypno, hypno.....

the first rule of sex is....

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.....Have you forgot to take your medicine again:spank: