Why can't ghosts have babies?

[Archae]

Because they have Hollow-weenies! :D

[Deja Q]

1. That joke was so transparent...

:rofl:

[regnaD kciN]

8. Don't grab a ghost on Halloween...

...you may wind up with a handful of sheet! (Sorry...)

[baldguy]

2. Explain Casper then.

[mark414]

9. explained:

[jeff30997]

10. Lol!

We don't need Snopes anymore.:)

[DarkTirade]

3. Well, you see, the way it works is that when a man and a woman love each other very mu... oh, wait.

That was a joke wasn't it.

[Dr. Strange]

4. That was horrible: boooooo!

[Roon]

5. Why can't warlocks have babies?

Because they have crystal balls.

[IcyPeas]

6. how do you tell a boy ghost from a girl ghost?

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because the girl ghost has BOOO-bies.

[Richard Steele]

7. What do horny hillbillies do to celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin.

[krispos42]

11. Why don't witches wear underwear?

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To get a better grip on the broom!!!

:rofl:

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[jeff30997]

13. Bwahahahahaaah!

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

12. In fact it as to do with Quantum physics...

It's all Quantum,nothing else.