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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 01:40 PM
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So I bought a blender...
The Magic Bullet device always overflows when I make my cappuccinos, so I bought the big bugger instead.

$20 for a blender with glass jar.

Plastic is icky.

Now I can make a 2 quart cappuccino - mega caffeine buzz! It'll be like sex. Except I'm having it!!

:rofl:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 01:58 PM
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1. You managed
to make a sex thread out of this one too...

Didn't you?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:06 PM
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2. If you read the message, the focus should be as clear as a summer's dawn.
It's about making a larger quantity of cappuccino.

Though you still have a point. I do tend to wander into tangents...

Don't worry. You'll be vindicated.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:07 PM
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4. That's a lot
of coffee.

You could die.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:08 PM
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5. Everybody dies at some point.
I could use the blender to crush ice and make a sno-cone flavored with wine if I wanted to too... :9
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 06:18 PM
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13. That's a wine Slurpee
Sounds fucking awful.

But keep trying... necessity is the mother of..... stupid crap.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:07 PM
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3. Wait a sec. You bought a blender for .... coffee?
My margaritas and I do not understand your strange ways.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:10 PM
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6. Cappuccinos
There is no point in buying a food processor; I cut my vegetables by hand and those things break down too quickly; they are not a cost saving device. It'd be cheaper to chop off a finger and go to the ER...

But I do need a proper blender for mixing drinks.

Which includes pudding mix, though I don't drink that...

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 03:30 PM
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8. margaritas are not blender drinks
:mad: :spank:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 02:11 PM
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7. You can make
milkshakes to!!!

cappuccino flavored milkshakes with coffee and chocolate ice cream


lost
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 05:49 PM
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9. Remove necktie before operating.
Ask me how I know.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 05:54 PM
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10. Oh, now I'm curious
And did a significant other take some pictures before rescuing you?
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 05:58 PM
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12. No, I just spilled a drink on my tie.
:evilgrin:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 06:31 PM
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15. TEASE!!!
:-)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 05:55 PM
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11. cappuccino is very sexy!
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 06:19 PM
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14. Reeeeeeeally, said the Toad trying not to turn this into a sex thread?
:hide:

:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 06:44 PM
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16. If the Toad doesn't turn it into a sex thread
the KitchenWitch will. :)
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