Helping Children with Mira Sorvino

[MonkeyFunk]

that was a CNN headline the other day. I'm still laughing about it.

"Little Bobby suffers from Mira Sorvino. Won't you help?"

[asthmaticeog]

1. Sure, why not?

I always thought "Maury Povich" sounded like a gum disease, so why shouldn't Mira Sorvino be a threat to the children? You should start a pledge drive. Mira Sorvino CAN be stopped, with your generous contributions...

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Five years ago...

Bill and Terry Alice learned their baby had Mira Sorvino. They thought it was a death sentence.

But today, thanks to your help, little Amber can walk and talk DESPITE Mira Sorvino. We're making incredible progress against Mira Sorvino, but we haven't won yet. Please, won't you help little Amber?

[asthmaticeog]

3. Ohmy god, she's such a darling -- I'm getting all verklemmt...

:cry:

*writes check*

[MonkeyFunk]

4. please make your check out

to the Monkeyfunk Fund for the Cure

[asthmaticeog]

5. Ooops, I made it to the Fund for the Monkeyfunk Cure.

I hope that doesn't send the wrong message. :blush:

[Richardo]

6. I want to stamp out Mira Sorvino in that girl's lifetime!

:cry: