Match Game story-style: "Dumb Dora was so dumb, even her _____ were lopsided."

[Rabrrrrrr]

As always, ten words or more for the blank. The more morbid, evil, or twisted it is, the better.

Imagine you are a Game Show celebrity, and while everyone else is giving their standard one word answers to the blank, you are a devilish person who creeps people out, and so you offer an entire awful paragraph just to further creep people out and make them fear being beside you.

Imagine that, then fill in the blank with at least ten words to make a story that begins with "Dumb Dora was so dumb, even her" and ends with "were lopsided".

[KitchenWitch]

1. The synapses at her nerve endings between her two big ears

[Deja Q]

2. Bra straps

[ohiosmith]

3. Dumb Dora was so dumb, even her seven bat shit crazy inbred bastard children of questionable gender

laughed when she wrestled with the family hog without putting a cup on him to protect his family jewels that obviously were lopsided.

[Parche]

4. Dora Jar

Dumb Dora was so dumb, even her...........Moran friend, Carrot Top looked at her a brazillian times while they were both eating at Olive Garden, thought they were bread sticks, and rearranged them so they......"were lopsided"

:bounce: :hide::popcorn: :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You're missing a word, methinks. A noun.

:shrug:

Unless Carrot Top thought that he and Dora were breadsticks, and so rearranged himself and her?

Otherwise, very funny! Thanks for being in the spirit of the game.

[Parche]

6. Oh for Gawds sake

Just run with it...........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi: